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sailermoon

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

literally my dad

you ever see a girl

you ever out driving and you see a girl so pretty you wanna get into a non-fatal car on-purpose with her just so she's legally obligated to talk to you? i've got a $500 beater that i pay an unsettling insurance premium on specifically for this tactic. protip if you wanna get in on the game: don't ever hit a newer-looking Kia Soul. i tapped this chick's bumper the other day cuz her hair looked like it smelled good and the impact sent my shit flying rearwards into a Chase bank with preposterous force. yup, all Souls model year '23 and later are made of hyperbounce rubber

nflstreet

mutio-von-mutio

i had to see if this was a real quote and it is

velvetys

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

mintsky420

these miis are driving me nuts

constellaj

anti-capitalistlesbianwitch

This Doonesbury abortion cartoon was originally written by Gary Trudeau in 2012, in response to a Texas law requiring women to have an ultrasound before an abortion. It was banned from many major newspapers, and they ran syndicated cartoons in its place.

Now seems like an appropriate time to bring these cartoons back, with the passing of Texas’ new law requiring the burial or cremation of miscarried or aborted fetal remains. I guess we’ll have to wait and see if Trudeau decides to write the sequel.

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whatbigotspost

God. You’ll have to excuse me openly weeping atm. I remember being horrified when that law hit the books here.

I had no idea how much worse it would get in 10 year’s time.

the-muppet-joker

Time to start MAXMAXXING. I will DO EVERYTHING. BE EVERYTHING. FEEL NOTHING. HOLLOW MYSELF OUT AND BECOME THE PERFECT VESSEL. FROM NOW ON, I AM ONLY EATING CANNED SARDINES AND DRINKINKING MY OWN BATH WATER!!! I WILL BE MEWING AND MOGGING 25 MISERABLE HOURS A DAY!!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!