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@catboygamzee
howdy, my name is velcro and getting my hands on this url is my greatest achievement to date. i caved and decided to make a homestuck sideblog in the year of our lord 2022 2023 2024
i am a minor, my pronouns are he/it/heart and i will trigger tag anything if asked i promise i don't bite. i don't rlly have a dni but i will say i do not want any proshippers hangin out around here i do not like yall love and light
Fun Homestuck headcanon: What if all trolls have the ability to live to a century or two but lowbloods are systematically malnourished, overworked, sent into the line of battle, killed on whims, and plugged into computers, significantly altering the lifespan statistics that are taught to young trolls, and resulting in the A2 trolls thinking that anyone from green on downward would naturally have extremely short lifespans? Like I’m not arguing that everyone can live as long as the Condesce or that the Summoner could live as long as the GHB even if they had similar access to medical care, but I’m seriously questioning the whole “lowbloods die super quickly” idea that’s been taken for granted in a lot of fandom
this kind of stuff is why things like that one "bro strider was a nuanced guy" post that is currently going around bother me.
there's nothing inherently wrong with the post itself. it only makes the claim that bro was a human, and ergo, manipulative and human in his abuse of dave, rather than a one-note evil monster, making dave's feelings about the abuse likely that much harder to process.
that's a true and fair thing to say. but i personally feel that it kind of ignores the context of why "one-note evil monster" bro has slowly risen in popularity:
that being that for 90% of this fandom's history, people fucking loved bro strider. they adored him. they thought he was the coolest, funniest motherfucking guardian to ever exist. 90% of the fandom were young teens who didn't pick up on the abuse-- or if they did, they'd idolize, romanticize, and famously even fetishize it (like let's not pretend that stridercest wasn't around every corner)
like, i feel you that bro wasn't a two dimensional evil monster. he probably wasn't. but considering how hard we fought for people to even get that he was abusive at all, and the fact that most people still think he was just mind controlled into doing it... i don't think we need anyone going to bat for bro strider of all characters.
@davekatweek day three: DOMESTIC whats more domestic than getting FRIGGIN MARRIEDDDD
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JAW FUCKING DROP
nepeta and equius being moirails. for doodle requests
so this WAS supposed to be a shitty doodle but uhhh. i might love meowrails a little too much
WAIT TILL WE SEE THE PILOT TO START DOOMING !!!!!! im not sold on the fact that vivziepop is even going to be that involved in the writing yall need to calm DOWNNNN 😭😭😭😭
gang i wont lie yall need to relax. i feel like we all forgot that homestuck fans are not necessarily better than hazbin fans 😭😭 i dont like the show or a lot of its fanbase very much either but we have no leg to stand on over who's more cringe.
Miracle Child Chapter 64: Where You Are and If You're Safe
Wildvine sighs, and comes and crouches down next to him. “It’s time an’ past to be gone home, Little Capricorn,” she says gently. “You’ll feel better for havin’ slept.” “Don’t fucking patronize me. Get enough of that shit off of the big guy,” Gamzee mumbles. “I ain’t a wiggler.”
Hey folks! A short chapter, as I get back in the saddle.
Contrary to popular belief nothing thats going on irl right now is really related to the events of homestuck. I think people are talking about it a lot because 3 of the things on people’s minds right now are the homestuck game, killer clowns, and the presidential election, so we’re really eager to conflate them into “clowns being elected president, like in homestuck” when thats really not what’s happening at all
homestuck is real and jack noir sucked my dick
Moirail, noun, The one person who can approach your eye with a sharp makeup implement without you flinching
distant suffering
i felt a little bad for drawing these guys and their ancestors in awful and terrible situations recently, so i took a break for a second and drew them having fun and being friends.
i’d like to think nepeta and gamzee are fairly good friends in this au. i think they’d have a fun dynamic.
Most likely troll to be from Florida and you can't say Feferi
Aradia
Tavros
Sollux
Karkat
Nepeta
Kanaya
Terezi
Vriska
Equius
Gamzee
Eridan
Feferi (What did I say!!!!)
Also you have to show your work. If anyone puts Gamzee forth because "lol florida man high on drugs and committing violence" I'm giving you The Boot
this homestuck discourse shit is easy
gamzee kills people because he is trying to spoil the show; he's going off script because he wants to be written out.
before murderstuck, gamzee has no idea that he is a clown. sure, he anoints his face with greasepaint, rides a unicycle, and juggles, but these are serious religious sacraments to him. and, sure, sometimes he trips on his giant floppy shoes and lands face first in a pie, but that's just being blessed with a miracle, because he was just thinking about pie. and, sure, sometimes his friends say things like "HEY ASSHOLE. CLOWN ASSHOLE. YOU WORSHIP A CLOWN RELIGXON. FOR CLOWNS." to him, but he's too zonked on sopor slime to extract any meaning from it.
when gamzee sees the ICP miracles video, he's too sober to dismiss it as a mere coincidence; for once, he gets the joke, and realises that he was the butt of the joke the whole time. he understands that every time he fell face first in a pie, it was the work of an unsen riddler. he grasps that he is, in a cosmic sense, a clown, and hates it.
the next time the curtain rises and hussie says "everyone look! he's about to do something stupid!" gamzee goes shithive maggots and starts mauling his friends and fondling corpses; every time hussie says "don't worry, folks, he can't hear us making fun of him! everyone point and laugh!" gamzee gets angrier. that's what the "are you next?" bit is about - gamzee is aware of, and hates, the audience.
when the murder spree is over, gamzee's beatific grin returns; no longer a look of blank ignorance, but a knowing smirk. he's successfully ruined his character forever - no one wants to see him and no one thinks he's funny. hussie seems to say: jesus you are such a shitty clown. and gamzee's impassive face seems to say: i know.
gamzee refuses to clown out of spite, and hussie refuses to remove gamzee from the story out of spite. it's a committed relationship of reciprocal, mutual antagonism. what i'm saying is that hussie and gamzee ar
