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spacehey: @cosmicAbsurdism

minors be wary: i reblog nsft stuff. i dont have a dni, but proceed with caution.

#don’t rb pls

strawberry-crocodile

i'd make a joke about "let the HUSBAND giggle under the covers and tell HIS WIFE to put that camera away before dying before HIS WIFE'S story starts" but lets be real he'd still get more fanart

strawberry-crocodile

sir do you understand that you are being criticized right now

tinkerbitch69

The best thing about tumblr is you can just make a criticism of a very specific person completely unprompted and then that person will appear as if summoned in your notes to prove your point for you.

ghostly-harmless

strawberry-crocodile

@yogsothoththekeyandthegate LITERALLYYY

this-is-trans-joy

everyone loves to hate terfs until they realise that it actually entails rejecting bioessentialism entirely and then suddenly you’re “taking things too seriously” and you “don’t have a sense of humour” like i’m sorry but saying protect the dolls doesn’t make you immune to terfism it has seeped into every corner of mainstream feminism and unless you’re actively searching it out and checking your own biases you will always be at risk of sharing a space with terfs

this-is-trans-joy

“Only women can—” nope. “But all men—” nah. “The divine femininity of—” gonna stop you right there. “Everyone born ama—” if you finish that sentence I’ll kill you. “Men don’t experience—” you’re wrong. “Gender isn’t real but sex is imm—” *loud incorrect buzzer*

It also goes without saying that bioessentialism inherently can’t be trans inclusive no matter how hard you try. “All men including trans men—” probably not. “This is only a woman’s issue—” is it really? “Afabs only—” why? “All trans men are like—” what? what are they like? finish the sentence i dare you.

sakana-no-yama

andremichaux

Nothing's ever simple anymore. I'm constantly trying to work it out. Who to love or hate… who to trust. It's just like the more I know, the more confused I get. I believe that's called growing up. I'd like to stop, then. Okay? I know the feeling.

BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER | 2.07, "Lie to Me"

llamagoddessofficial

i love living in england because i can just pick critters up. i know for a fact you aren't gonna do shit to me. found a Bug in my house and picked that dude straight up with my bare hands, put him outside, THEN googled what he was. scariest animal you can encounter while out in the woods is badger minding his business. top tier fuckass country nothing ever happens here

llamagoddessofficial

was walking my dogs in a field full of long grass and took a pic for my overseas friend. she said "the grass is so long, aren't you worried about snakes?". my brother in christ i have never worried about snakes in my entire life. not once. there are two (2) snakes here and they're called mark and john and i've never met them, they might not even be real. best worst place i love it

llamagoddessofficial

you think you're soooooooo smart. well i'll have you know i've seen the sun at least twice so far this year. bet you feel stupid now huh bucko

bebsi-cola

actually pigs shouldn't be at pride even outside of uniform. fuck those guys

bebsi-cola

if you decide to become a police officer then that outweighs any other marginalised identity you can rustle up like. not sorry, who asked you to willingly become a pig

pekkhum

I have heard of black people warning their kids that the race of a police officer is cop and you should not expect solidarity from them. The same applies to other types of minorities.

The sexuality of a police officer is cop.

The gender of a police officer is cop.

When you become the enforcer and protector of capital, you are making the deal to be slightly favored by the system over others like you, in exchange for being its servant. Your solidarity is with the system that you serve, even if it hates you.

If you want solidarity with those the system hates, you cannot be the system's servant and defender.

huffylemon

sapphling

getting diagnosed with alcoholism because of the scratch marks around my robot girlfriend's usb pussy

allthingswhumpyandangsty

reblog if you’re a sick fuck

notahorseindisguise

WOAH just saw spiderman eating pizza on a roof

notahorseindisguise

oh shit he ate the whole thing . he just like me frfr

notahorseindisguise

spiderman just left the pizza box on the roof but then came back a minute later and clearly felt bad for littering so now hes swinging through downtown holding an empty pizza box

notahorseindisguise

hes hit a street light

notahorseindisguise

he's swinging away now clearly very embarrassed and he thinks nobody saw it. i saw you spiderman

nycswebhead

fuck

batmanisagatewaydrug

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.