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lil clem | 32 | tx | they | please dont talk to me unless ur a catboy i don't need that drama in my life icon by @mensajeroseis

[circusheart]

May I please have 1 everything

[bernieandtheaeroplanes]

Noah's Ark if every animal reproduced asexually

[circusheart]

Interesting I like it

[charl0ttan]

[catboyrights]

my friend ttying to bully me into going to meatloaf night at the butch boy bar because he needs to see it but also moral support.... she's crazzzyyy i luv her

[lakevida]

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

[soleandborn]

I bet the pain will end if you rearrange my guts enough to where I don’t need to talk about it 🙂

[keepthemaway2]

i bet the pain will end if i cum deep enough inside her and cuddle about it 🙃

[lakevida]

and im here too! 😃

[deadbeatmaker]

My favorite banned terms on this site are "suicide prevention" and "safe sex"

[breadcunt]

Fuck nasty and kill yourself inmediately after

[json-derulo]

for sale: Baby Shoes Stylish Infant Boy Girl Unisex First Walker Shoes Toddler Walking Crib Shoes Lightweight Non-Slip Sneakers For 6 9 12 18 24 Months Baby Shoes New With Tags New In Box Excellent Condition Never Worn

[nayohme]

one of my favorites of all time

[frogmoss1]

that’s kamala harris

[toskarin]

doctors: x-rays are perfectly safe, there's no need to worry about them

doctors as soon as they turn on the x-ray machine:

[vvulpesincultaa]

pinterest comments are fucking golden

[rivertigo]

they invented a new type of yaoi where two guys just hit each other and beat each other up and yess they might have erections

[gwensy]

[catboyrights]

i need to win the millionaire because i have found the perfect dress and thr perfect niche scent i would wear with it and both are fucking expensive but girll..... this and toskovat spinal fluid on the walls

[catboyrights]

think an ant bit my coochie again

[sofuton]

[lesbianbloodritual]

okay (equips the spear)

[rslashrats]

[sandersstudies]

EVERYBODY post your struggle/lazy/easy/low spoons go-to meals so when we all struggle next we can explore the notes.

Flavored brats/sausages with cheese or fruit etc can be delicious air-fried and plain, and wrapped in a paper towel and eaten by hand without dirtying plates and cutlery. (If you’re up to it, add buns/side/toppings to your ability level.)