Meow

Meow?? Mrrrp??? Meow????

[rnismatch]

would you like to play with me?

[rnismatch]

Oh fuck i have to kill that thing

[blaruu]

I got somethins to say

[blaruu]

[fairycoffeebunnycat]

i already fED you

[hiveswap]

IRRELEVANT

[funnytwittertweets]

[lycaniums-room]

An ad for your deepest desires :)

[suskiss]

[twinicegiantorbiters]

haha. dipshit. I’ve fallen asleep curled up in your lap and now you can’t get up. how do you fuckin’ like that huh???

[bamsara]

i am not nice, i am actaully very mean inside and i think physcially fighting and tearing until blood is drawn will be more satisfying than any internet discourse will ever be

[dana-chan-the-control-brain]

[bamsara]

I am being scritched

[hazelmints]

need to curl up on a girls lap and get petted

[hazelmints]

pleasepleaseplease I'm so cute and sweet i won't bite I swear :3

[hazelmints]

ehehehe... BITES YOU AND BITING AND BITING AND BITING AND

[twilightdomain]

babygirl you are so good at tearing apart cardboard with your teeth in the middle of the night

[flimflix]

[happistar]

The feline urge to curl up in the sunlight and take a nap

[catboysuggestions]

Please pet me and play with my hair.

[jame7t]

kind of a catboy. followed 

[jame7t]

Jesus Christ he’s meowing.

[jame7t]

Awesome

[tesghosterone-deactivated202303]

aren't you tired of being nice. don't you just want to go rabid and bite someone

[tesghosterone-deactivated202303]

never mind my friend is playing with my hair i think i'll be nice now

[tesghosterone-deactivated202303]

<3

[curseworm]

nobody ever praises me or pats me on the head or feeds me small treats despite my consistent excellence in the field of not purposefully ripping cabinet doors off their hinges to fulfill some sort of maladaptive destructive urge

[catboysuggestions]

Your partner is giving attention to someone...that isn't you? Time to crawl into their lap and demand they give all their attention and love to you

[catboysuggestions]

The cup on the table looks awfully suspicious. Better knock it off onto the floor, just to be safe.

[catboysuggestions]

Hiss at your partner until they give you what you want