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hello! welcome to whatever this is my name's elmo, my pronouns are he/him and I post about whatever

#elmo talks

anchovy

Made a lowball offer on eBay as a joke and it got accepted. uh oh.

anchovy

I’m so fucked

release-the-sheep

just witnessed something devastating

guy on the subway with one ear pierced, little gold hoop. other guy on the subway very quickly and subtly googling "which one is the gay ear". it is not the gay ear. visible disappointment on his face as he puts his phone away.

perfectlynormalperson

thank you for speaking the truth, @uraeuseraph

you know its a slow day at work when you get to the end of the dash more than once 😔

#elmo talks

cloevr

its just insane that really rich people just look this fucking stupid all the time. what is anyone doing anymore

cloevr

humiliationvictim

Minecraft caves are so dark bro…

videolottery

Hey so it’s come to my attention that this account is stealing my posts from like 2 years ago? Super odd behavior. Why are you trying to engagement farm on tumblr?

humiliationvictim

Not everyone can easily come up with ideas for things to post every day

longshrimp

then just don't??

humiliationvictim

you obviously dont have 100+ followers and need to keep them happy

videolottery

i didnt realize the situation you were in and i apologize for the callout

humiliationvictim

can youguys do me a favor and send a lot of hate mail to this user

transjudas

never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous

slutdge

whenever i post stupid shit that gets a lot of notes on here that i regret i take comfort in knowing that theres no real repercussions from that because this website is going to be tanked and shutdown within, at the most, 3 years

slutdge

firebatvillain

One fun thing about learning new languages is reconsidering the structure of words and language in your mother tongue. It seems with each new language I study, I get more little insights into English, either in how it's similar or how it's different.

For example, a couple years ago, while learning Spanish, I encountered the word for a store, "la tienda." I thought "huh, that's a lot like tener (tiene) - the word for store in Spanish literally corresponds to 'to have/keep'. How interesting!"

Then I stopped for a moment, and for the first time in my life, thought about seriously about the meaning of English word for the place where you buy things, "a store."

dogpuppy

nineteenyearoldmeblog

im fucking crying

royalnaym

Skeleton Spawner

#ela #minecraft

whisqrs

why does my boyfriend have to turn everything into a game of saw

whencartoonsruletheworld

hearing anything about the nolan odyssey is so funny. it's like "they cut the extremely important and infamous nobody scene" "the cyclops is a giant puppet that they put in an actual historical cave + gave circe animatronics for her pig transformation instead of cgi" "they dumped plastic skeletons in an environmentally protected location they were not supposed to be in" "they recreated ancient greek instruments in order to have an accurate score" "all of odysseus's agency is basically gone" "anne hathaway actually learned how to weave ancient looms" "the women in this movie are treated like shit" "they actually buried actors alive to get those underworld shots" "did you see what the fuck zendaya was fucking wearing holy shit you can't DO THAT, MA'AM" "what do you mean there was a legitimate epic the musical reference" "NOT A SINGLE FUCKING GREEK WAS CAST IN THIS MOVIE"

like did nolan have two guys standing at his side at all times whispering ideas in his ear and one told the truth and the other told lies and they didnt tell him which was which until they wrapped production cause