missions raised to 420

due to circumstances beyond our control, there will be no big parade this Sunday afternoon-M&W Enterprises

[slimetony]

You ever read catch-22

ive only got two hands how im gonna catch twenty two

[t00thpasteface]

my very autistic mom is looking up reviews for Catch-22 on google, but for whatever reason it's also showing reviews for a restaurant in south carolina called Catch-22. so in between all the reviews like "brilliant satire!" "all-time literary classic!" and "unputdownable!" there's random reviews like "loved it. great pasta here. i got the chicken alfredo :)"

[unamused-kookaburra]

George Clooney: war is hell and full of loss and tragedy, but the only way out is through it

Joseph Heller:

[seravph]

THEY KEEP ASKING ME IF I WOULD DIE FOR THEM AND I KEEP ASKING WHY THEY WANT ME DEAD

[renegadephilosopher]

good morning tumblr :)

[renegadephilosopher]

from this SNL sketch? ad? anyway…

[renegadephilosopher]

catch 22 (1970s Mike Nichols film) + screenshots of despair 

[literarystarbucks]

Yossarian

Yossarian goes up to the counter to order a latte. He pulls out $3.00 to pay for it, but the barista informs him the price has recently gone up to $3.50. Yossarian has to run home to get fifty more cents, walking along a street full of murderers, rapists, child molesters; fires burning in every window, the acrid smell of smoke burning his nostrils. By the time he gets back, the price of a latte has been raised to $4.00.

[vedurnan-archive]

[cctinsleybaxter]

Maybe the most Major Major-y thing that’s happened to me was when the yearbook committee layered my senior quote wrong so that it was black bars over white text, and then forgot to fix it because I wasn’t on their radar. Our graduating class was <100 people.

[milton-john]

Catch-22 (1961) by Joseph Heller

[airplaner]

Milo bombs the squadron

Not really accurate to the book scene but I thought this part was funny

From left to right are cathcart, yossarian, milo and korn

[macrolit]

Catch-22, Joseph Heller

[orange-slicee]

catch-22 meme dump <3

[shrimptin]

[hometownflesh]

thank you for giving me incoherent rights, Orr

thank you for being a himbo, Yossarian

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[urfreakoftheweek]

i wanna be your only friend