i solemnly swear that i am up to no good

personal and uncensored. pictures/gifs i post are not mine unless i say so.

[ruinedbytwoidiots]

would you buy me a coffee?

or more accurately a ko-fi? I’ve been thinking of doing a little side thing to expand my creative expertise, or lack there of, and I think this site is a great way of motivating and encouraging me to do so. 

This is just a post to get a feel for whether or not I should make one. I’m very well aware that you need a fan/follower base to thrive on such platforms, but because it’s a free site, I’m more willing to try it. 

I can write names (real, social media handles, fandoms, etc), phrases, quotes (short and long). Also, I can sketch and do illustrations as well. I’d love to do comics on day, but we’ll see about that… here’s a small example of what I can do!

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

The most relatable moment from spongebob for me is when he went over to Sandy’s house for the first time and was too polite and socially nervous to tell her he was slowly dying

[fuglyselfie]

me: logs into my google account

google all up in my email: BITCH??? THE FCUK IS YOU HACKED???

[bethfreemanart]

[willow]

je suis sick of this shit

[bpdroses-deactivated20180617]

moi fucking too

[anthonycrowleymoved]

i went looking for the comic that the reaction image is from and i am not disappointed

[leoreturns-deactivated20110811]

[bad-friend-trios]

leoreturns:

I have been waiting all year to post this.

[papercranetrain]

So blessed. So moved. So grateful.

[raftels]

“Tsukki, how’s volleyball been for you lately?” “Thanks to you [really, thanks to you] once in a while, I find it quite fun.”

[vaines]

Sometimes I just like to be quiet. I’m not in my feelings. I’m not in a mood. nothing is wrong..I’m literally just enjoying and embracing the silence. Don’t take it personal I’m just chillin.

[ommanyte]

yo what are you always so stressed about?

me:

[elisaholmes]

Person: You can’t love fictional characters. They don’t exi..

Me:

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

“People grow when they are loved well. If you want to help others heal, love them without an agenda.”

— Mike McHargue

[whhimsy]

[swingsetindecember]

tv shows with time travel organizations/bureaus/police/agencies/whatever should have a department with instead of a tech genius eating candy, it’s a harried seamstress or fashion designer who is like

“1450 italy? does it look like I have the time to dye you wool? nO. YOU’RE GOING TO THE 1980s”

and throws shoulder pads at the hapless time agent

[nonlinear-nonsubjective]

“I literally made three- THREE- 18th century corsets last week. You can wait until one of them gets back, or you can go sometime post-1920s, because if I have to sew one more god damn channel I will literally lose my mind.”

“Upper middle class?!?!? You told me upper class! FUCK YEAH THERE’S A DIFFERENCE!!!”

“How about kimoNO.”

“Look me in the eyes. I do not care what you want. This is the 1500s. You absolutely cannot wear trousers.”

“Another court gown?? Here’s a novel idea: go as a peasant for once in your life. Why do you do this to me? You’re fucking sadists that’s why.”

“Don’t mind me, I’ll just be up all night hand painting silk.”

“THE POLICY IS ONE MONTH’S ADVANCE NOTICE ON PRE-1900s WOMEN’S FASHION FOR A REASON, DEBRA.”

[hardertofind]

One of my neighbours slipped this under my door while I was practising, I thought they were going to make a noise complaint but they just had a request. I played it with my windows open and I heard really loud clapping come from a balcony a few stories up which was super lovely. I’m in such a lovely mood now it’s so nice to be appreciated.

[beloved-child-of-the-house]

imagine your otp

[chamomile011]

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