[fakehistory]

[kushblazer666]

my mom’s getting too into the meme game

[lornagonigall]

your mother is funnier than literally everyone on tumblr

[officialunitedstates]

what language do they speak at the center of the earth

[officialunitedstates]

core-ean

[casnebula-blog]

THE CENTER OF THE EARTH IS AROUND 5430 degrees Celsius… NOBODY IS GOING TO LIVE THERE SO THEY DONT NEED A LANGUAGE

[officialunitedstates]

core-ean

[bullysquadess]

I found this Youtube channel run by a Japanese chef and it’s actually better than porn? First all all his cinematography is off the charts. Youtube videos have no business looking that good. Second of all, everything he makes looks SO TASTY, and he explains the recipes in such a simple, soothing, manner. Third off all, he does this all while his two adorable kitties watch??? Like… they are so intent on what hes doing but they never run around or hop on the counter???? He has a stool for them to sit on as he makes his recipes Im gunna die

[bullysquadess]

Look at this and tell me it isnt the best thing on youtube

[tollhobbit-deactivated20250119]

he and his (American) wife have a youtube vlogging channel all about being an international couple and they have thREE CATS THAT HE COOKS WITH

[quartzfox]

You should see the video where he restores a knife…

[ginderpia]

Incorrect, he has two cats he cooks with, Haku and Nagi. If Poki were permitted into the kitchen when Jun cooked, he would immediately throw himself into the pan, determined to eat whatever was in it.

Poki is my favorite cat. uwu

[jailynekujo-deactivated20210216]

poki sounds like my cat jasper

[jumpingjacktrash]

how did he film such a lovely video by candlelight? i’m impressed! also it’s so restful, and he has beautiful hands, and the kitties are so cute. it made my morning. thank you for sharing.

[necroyasha]

Poki is actually in his newest video:

[bullysquadess]

My terrible trash cat finally graduates to being in cooking videos <3 Im so proud of him <3

[claudia-donovan-clone]

Poki I’m so proud of you!

[scienceshenanigans]

Good afternoon, the academic culture of “if you’re not overworking, you don’t deserve success” is unhealthy.

[boyy-bait]

Life of a Customer Service Rep.

[blvckgeezus]

Lmfao the pause

[xyinx]

Love her frames and braids… Aye she pretty

[russiankanax]

[horchathot]

When you rim a clean ass

[aphxtwink-deactivated20181204]

[evilryu-deactivated20180710]

[dutchstore]

The sea lion is trying to eat my hand by Edward Kim

[disc80s]

[onlyniceandgaystuff]

some highlights

[mapelie]

Let me eat egg

[klanced]

I just woke up why y’all yellin

[rory]

the b in ihob stands for burgers instead of Breakfast

[klanced]

im sorry what

[hobwithluv]

im in philosophy and were talking about how you can doubt everything’s existence except for your own consciousness and the guy that sits in front of me just turns around tears streaming down his face and goes “i am on so many drugs”

[bobbycaputo]

Dropping Ice Down a 90m Borehole in Antarctica Makes a Very Unexpected Sound

[duran-duran-less-official]

clatter clatter clatterclatterclatterclatterclatter [cartoon gunshot].

[owlcitytweets]

[clouffymoved]

a kid who went to my school last year sent me this 

[vanillascentedthot]

[candiikismet]

MY LEG! 😂😂😂😂😂

[science]