Deadass? Deadass.

tag urself I'm despacito

[towerofglass]

[tredekim]

[pisshandkerchief]

i must not kill myself . killing myself is the myself killer

[deanwasalwaysbi]

This is the perfect moment for Vine to do the funniest thing possible

[omniluci-estumbra]

Manacled by @senlinyu

A little dedication to an amazing fic before it leaves AO3!

[homunculus-argument]

It's actually funny how humans decided "fuck living in caves with all these creepy crawlies", got out of caves, built houses that have all the nice parts of a cave without any of the yucky parts, and then all the little bugs and spiders and other creepy crawly creatures that used to also live in caves thought "sweet, new and improved caves" and moved right back in with us.

[ratwarlock]

hot take but men and women aren’t different species and any worldview you adopt that leads you to act like they are is suspect at best and will lead you to some not great ideological places

[ratwarlock]

Gender essentialism wasn’t woke when when the fucking church did it and just because yall slapped a vaguely feminist veneer over the same concept doesn’t make it woke now lmao

[daily-weasel]

[mammalidentifier]

Mountain weasel (Mustela altaica)

[professorsparklepants]

#it fucken sumny (via @mindfulwrath)

[feminist-space]

[official-lucifers-child]

the wemther brothers

[messrsage]

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

[voltaspistol]

[housemarcellus]

[i-am-a-fish]

yuri and yaoi are some of the best, most sacred things in the entire world

[whale-shark-detector]

Whale shark not detected (｡•́︿•̀｡)

[i-am-a-fish]

yuri and yaoi and whale shark are some of the best, most sacred things in the entire world

[slimgrimace]

Remember earlier this year when Boeing very clearly had a whistleblower executed? And law enforcement didn't even look for anyone or release any info about it or anything?

People keep comparing Luigi Mangione's case to the subway murderer who got off because of systemic eugenics, but I think there's something more apt about the fact that a CEO had someone executed in recent memory, with zero attempts to find a culprit, while they spared no expense at all to find (and probably frame, it's beginning to look like) someone who shot a CEO. It's always fine to slaughter if you're rich, but if you kill the rich, they will hunt you down.

[homunculus-argument]

You ever been in a state where you physically have no energy, but you're bored and socially understimulated so you kind of wish you could just invite people to come over like this:

[manny-jacinto]

ZOMBIELAND: DOUBLE TAP (2019)

[inthesensethat]

[kosmogrl]

[ntrider]

noncon friendship

[sonyvegas9-deactivated20241118]

Coworkers