ASK THE DRONE

Your name is ADRIEL LETHYX and you hate your life. You hate your job. You hate children. You hate this planet. But you don't get choices. You are a homeworld drone.ASK NOT FOR WHOM THE DRONE COMESHE COMES FOR THEE [TW: Death, alcoholism, self-loathing, NSFW, pails]

[best-of-memes]

[its-gash3d-deactivated20150102]

Far Gone in my ass XD

[otaku-weeb-weeb-deactivated2018]

Im glad you came in my ass

[askthejackfrost]

I’ll Make A Man Out Of You In My Ass

[angelumirae]

DARK PARADISE IN MY ASS. WHAT.

[zeeseal]

PONY CHORALE IN MY ASS HALP

[temerariousursidae]

A Warm Place in my ass…

[zerotheduke]

The Watchmaker’s Apprentice in my ass

[theductiletroll-blog]

All those friendly people in my ass

[tentadicky]

Trust me in my ass

omgh

[derangedtwist-deactivated201509]

Pony Chorale in my ass

my fucking god

[fantrolloverload-deactivated201]

This is Halloween in my ass

FUCK.

[dxvium]

Don’t You Dare Forget the Sun in my ass

well 

[awakeonprospit-deactivated20170]

The bad touch in my ass.

Well then. 

[aph-lithuania]

hey macklemore can you wake me up inside my ass

[fightsized]

oh boy

unite synchronization in my ass

[stabigailthekobold]

We’re Not Gonna Take It in my ass …well then.

[catchtwentythree]

Everybody Jam in my ass.

... :<

[catchtwentythree]

OOC- Drone Headcanon Explained

[So hey! I'm sure there are some questions about the way I interpret drones personally, and I feel like that should probably be clarified, so lemme drop some phat headcanon right here.

Drones are trolls. Yeah, no, hear me out. Think about ants-- you have the worker ants everybody thinks about, but there's so much more to a colony than that, and while they're all the same species, different ants in a colony have wildly different physiology from one another, which determines their role in the colony. You have the workers, what you usually think of when you think of ants, and then there are various different sizes, which usually result in larger ones that are better at fighting. And you have the drones, which can fly and service and mate with the queen. Which would, in turn, be the Mother Grub, which I also believe is a morphologically different subgroup of trolls. So drones are trolls specifically designed to service the Mother Grub, which is an extremely rare kind of troll.

Typically they're large, mid-blooded, strong, fast, dim-witted, and single-minded, but there's the rare highblood among them who usually has higher intelligence and serves as an administrator of sorts. Adriel, with royal blue blood, falls into this caste, though he typically remains hemoanonymous. However, due to certain circumstances of his blood color and symbol and their relation to a certain war criminal, Adriel has come to the conclusion that somewhere up in space there is a bureaucrat whose entire job is to make him miserable. Adriel is treated like a lower-blooded drone by his higher-ups, a miserable existence for someone with the intelligence to want something better. Drones are almost exclusively male, and it's not out of the question for regular trolls to form quadrants with drones, but it's usually looked on with disdain, and most trolls are too scared shitless of them to even consider it.]

[catchtwentythree]

Well, bring me home 3ome dinner, then, plea3e?

YEAH FINE

I GOT A FEW LOWBLOODS AND SOME MIDBLOODS ON THE CHOPPING BLOCK TONIGHT YOU GOT ANY PREFERENCES

[catchtwentythree]

Hi, honey. <3

OKAY SERIOUSLY

RUINING MY WHOLE TERRIFYING VIBE HERE

GOWAY FOR A BIT IMMA SCARE SOME KIDS

[catchtwentythree]

WHAT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER WHEN YOU ARE IN A BAD MOOD?

REPROGRAMMING ROBOTS WHO ASK STUPID QUESTIONS

WITH AN AXE