Cate Fkn Bolt

I'm a textile/fibre artist who swears a LOT. I have an orphanage in Indonesia and I live in a converted 1984 Bedford Bus. Expect crochet, embroidery, nomad and puppy pics. And a LOT of rude words.

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Latest ink. Design by me, constant whinging and bitching about “all the detail” by @juannita_t at @garageinkmanor Picture doesn’t really do it justice - it’s fucking HUGE. This design is a tribute to my children. Nine petals - one for each of them. Nine petals in each lotus also. #tattoo #girlswithtattoos #inkedwomen #girlswithtatts #mandalatattoo #mandala #mandalaartist #backtattoo #tattoodesign

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“Quick, get in! No time to explain!” #kombi #kombicam #vwkombi #vw #vwbus #vwlife #vanlife #kombicamper #shambala #doggo #pupper #dogsofinstagram #ollie #olliecam

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I am fucking *dead* right now. LOOK AT HER FACE 😂😂😂😂 SEND OXYGEN. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 some get this dog an agent. #ollie #olliecam #doggo #dogsmile #pupper #pupperdoggo #dogsofinstagram #kombi #kombicam #kombilove

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LAST CHANCE - orders for Dead Guys Don’t Play Trumpet close on Monday. I’ve almost finished layout and I’ll be sending it to the publisher on Monday afternoon. Follow the link in my profile. #auntycate #cabo #deadguysdontplaytrumpet

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LAST CHANCE. I ordered 5,000 cards 10 days ago. I only have about 200 left. That’s the last of them for this year. Go to www.prettyfknembroidery.com to order. #christmas #merryfuckingchristmas #merryfknchristmas #cuntychristmas #prettyfknembroidery

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Finally got around to making that t-shirt. Took me a while because ...yeah, never mind... #womenwhowank #altgirl #girlswithtattoos #girlswithglasses #alternativegirl #womenmasturbate #wanker #wankersofinstagram #girlgotneeds

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There’s nothing more terrifying than a client who says “just do whatever you want”.... depending on my mood you could get just about anything. This was done for a guy whose wife is a card-carrying member of Aunty Cate’s Cunt Army. He wanted a custom mandala which will be made into a framed print for her. On pushing for at least *some* direction he said “just put lots of hearts in it coz I love her”.... NAWWWWW! I don’t just design mandalas for tatts, I do bespoke, signed designs for prints and products from $100 #customdesign #custommandala #mandalas #mandalatattoo #mandala #mandalaart #zentangle #artistsoninstagram #modernart

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I’ve had two people randomly ask if there are copies of the Get Over Tit photo book still available today. The limited number run has sold out. You can, however, still buy the eBook for immediate download on the website, or order a hard copy from the publisher. $20 from either purchase helps support my humanitarian projects in Indonesia, keeping women and children out of human trafficking and forced prostitution. www.getovertit.com #inkedgirls #girlswithtattoos #alternativegirl #altmodel #boobs #titsfordays #boobsofinstagram #boobstho #blackandwhite #photography #charititties #titsout #getovertit

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Sometimes I realise that some people don’t have a bus step to sit on. They live in boxes and lock their doors. I feel sad for them. #busliving #buslife #gypsysoul #agirlandherdog #skoolie #skoolieconversion #skoolielife

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I can’t believe it’s been a whole month since this photo shoot. If you’re waiting on a calendar, hang in there. I swear it will happen eventually but it’s completely out of my hands now. I have about 30 still available if anyone wants one you can order via the Pretty Fkn Embroidery website - follow the link in my profile. #getovertit #alternativegirl #altmodel #gothgirls #gothmodel #latex #latexfetish #boobs #boobsfordays #calendargirl

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One of these characters is well groomed and doesn’t smell. The other one wears glasses. Let’s drive, punk. #kombi #kombilife #kombicamper #vanlife #vw #doggo #ollie

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Cashed up and commitment free. Cue “fucking off” sequence. Time to get feral. #kombi #kombicam #vanlife #nomad #enjoyyourjobscunts #vwkombi #kombiCate #fuckingoff

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Oh, hey, forgot to post a pic of the new do. I got the coloured section enlarged and, not content with just having the pink from the outside of my Kombi, I’ve now got an almost Unicorn-Esque blend of the hot pink, purple and copper than I used to decorate the Kombi interior. I’m basically stealth camping now. Camouflaged in my environment. No one will be able to see me....or my hair, at least. Thanks to my hairdressers Zack, Anna and Taylor who put in a fucking marathon effort every time I visit and never disappoint. #pinkhair #pinkhairdontcare #unicornhair #blendedcolor #girlswithtattoos #girlswithglasses #greeneyes #alternativegirl #altmodel #altgirl

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#positivequotes #positivethinking #positivity #fuckyourinspirationalquote #positivethinkersbelike #soannoying

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The moment you realise there’s now nothing stopping you from being this chick again. Yewwwww! “But, Cate, where will you go?” “Any fucking where I want!” #kombi #vw #vwbus #vwkombi #kombivan #kombilove #kombilife #vanlife #getinthevan #nomad #gypsysoul #pinkkombi #homeiswhereyouparkit #dontfencemein

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Not sure where it came from but I picked up the mantra “eyes forward” somewhere last year. The past, no matter how traumatic, is always a temptation for people like me who seek familiarity. Continuously stepping out of my comfort zone in pursuit of something different is the most challenging thing I can do. But, to quote some wanker humanitarian who got interviewed a lot a few years ago, “nothing extraordinary is ever achieved from within your comfort zone”. Rezone if you have to. Burn some ordinance. Do whatever it takes. Just. Don’t. Settle. #eyesforward #blackandwhite #strongwomen #unfuckyourself #alternativegirl #altmodel #altgirl #comfortrezoning

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Dog: “Hey, Mum! I missed you!” Me: “I missed you too, Olivia” Dog: “We should take a selfie!” Me: “Really? This never goes well...” Dog: “Nah, I won’t fuck it up this time...promise” Me: “Ok...can you just...Ollie...be still” Dog: “Use the dog filter!” Me: “No” Dog: “Give me the phone, I can do it better...” Me: “You have no opposable thumbs” Dog: “Don’t oppress me” Me: “Can you just...” Dog: “Fascist!” Me: “........” Dog: “Kisses??” Me: “You’re disgusting! Have you been eating cow shit again?” Dog: “You like it when Maggie does it” Me: “Maggie doesn’t eat cow shit” Dog: “.........” Me: “Not that I’m aware of anyway” Dog: “Exactly!” #doggo #dogsofinsta #pupperdoggo #ollie #girlandherdog #bolty