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[caterlyn]

today my cat dragged a baby rabbit into the house, unharmed, then proceeded to chase it around but not kill it. I do not believe she would last long in the wild.

[caterlyn]

can you believe some adults still think Australia is real?

[caterlyn]

I don’t get how people can say life is meaningless when just today I complimented a stranger and they smiled at me

[prokopetz]

Wrong: Ada Lovelace invented computer science and immediately tried to use it to cheat at gambling because she was Lord Byron's daughter.

Right: Ada Lovelace invented computer science and immediately tried to use it to cheat at gambling because that was the closest you could get in 1850 to being a Super Mario 64 speedrunner.

[bear-disguised-as-a-human]

This is how I found out that Ada Lovelace was Lord Byrons daughter

[prokopetz]

Well, yeah. That's why she received the unusual education which laid the foundation for her later discoveries in the first place. Her mother, Lady Byron, firmly believed three things:

It was her responsibility as a mother to ensure that Ada didn't turn out like her father;

Fundamentally, the thing that was wrong with Lord Byron is that he was a poet; and

The opposite of poetry is math.

Ada Lovelace's biography handily illustrates how well this theory worked out in practice.

[arqueete]

Hark, a vagrant: 298

[redstonedust]

died and lost all my items in a cave: but don't worry. if i simply run back into the cave with zero (0) items. i will surely do better this time. this has never gone wrong for anybody.

[caterlyn]

for some reason I didn’t realize this was about Minecraft until I read the tags

[three-semicolons]

You can tell.

In his eyes.

That this man has never had one non-platonic thought about Donna Troy.

The boys are wolf-whistling and he’s just

[caterlyn]

100 likes!

[caterlyn]

i feel like I’m on my 5th filler episode in a row

[three-semicolons]

Have you ever

Encountered such a diva

In your whole life

[sliversoakley4]

[caterlyn]

the writer in me wishes to be a gay sailor in the mid to late 1600’s. The historian in me very much does NOT wish to be a gay sailor in the mid to late 1600’s.

[caterlyn]

Happy pride y’all

[calamity-blossom]

[caterlyn]

anyone have any advice for looking more mask for a closeted trans man who’s still living at home? (I don’t feel comfortable telling my parents that I’m trans)

[depsidase]

[caterlyn]

genuinely why is every company suddenly deciding they just HAVE to use ai all the time…

[tod-mugi]

[caterlyn]

Do you ever just zone out so much while listening to a song that you forget to listen to the song and have to play it again?