G...ghh, what the hell is this...this can't be happening! Such a ridiculous thing can't really happen to me, right?
Battler... Are you going to let this tumblr user trick you? Remember the metaphor I told you before about Braun tubes? This is only one way of seeing the world.
Ngh...thanks, you're right, Virgilia. In that case... Let me get back to the fight.
Heh... Very clever. Thought you'd get me with that trick, did you!? Well, now I'll counter with the blue truth!
You typed that message out with asterisks to make me think I turned into a newt. In reality, my physical form did not change at all! Since I'm completely normal now, you can't prove that such a transformation took place! It's a devil's proof!