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[evilvillain123456789]

help me out y'all, i need to raise $150,000 by the end of the month or i won't be able to buy a new land rover outright and immediately drive it into a lake

[stuckinapril]

I love the whole 30 is the new 21 trend like yes queen so true. Your 30s are not for having children and settling down. They are for traveling, building your career, and going to the CLUB. Freeze ur eggs if u must I don’t care. Any 30 something year old woman who’s choosing to enjoy her newfound financial stability and not spend it in an unhappy marriage has my wholehearted stamp of approval.

[txttletale]

sorry for [remembering a tumblr post about expressing gratitude instead of apologising to make the interaction more positive for the other person] i mean thank you for having a boyfriend who was so easy to run over withmy car and reverse over three times maybe four

[drops-of-universe]

as a woman you're always too young or too old for things because the perfect age is when you're a man

[tryksters]

they matched each others freak. 42 injured. 7 dead. 12 missing.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[punkrock-bottom]

Cold weather enjoyer FREAKS when they’re shivering and tensed up and can’t feel their toes and their face hurts and

[milf--adjacent]

[girlnumbers]

hi can we play staring and breathing together

[elfagito]

every friend group has a corpse in it. if you think yours doesn't, YOU'RE the corpse.

[pyupa]

i like how cutely insulting this is

[lordeboy]

What I eat in a day as a low agency emotionally manipulative performative metrosexual avoidant ADHD Adult male

[ifeelsickening]

Reposting this coz i saw it in my camera roll again this is by far one of the funniest interactions ive come across on ao3

[furryprovocateur]

1. Why did the hoes only want his meat when he had bread?

2. Suppose he loses his bread. What happens to his meat?

3. Explain the significance of the boiling oil.

[voidling0]

[pmamtraveller]

"Office Helpers" by artist Kelly Pringle

[farmercaps]