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[elareine]

JayTim Fic Masterlist

(Last Updated: February 7, 2021)

Works in Progress

Secret Witness (34k, ao3) CSI except with ghosts.

A Hope Like You (17k, ao3) A/b/o with single dad Jason and identity porn.

Silver and shadow and vision of things not seen (8k, ao3) WW2 and post-WW2 urban fantasy noir.

Completed

rosy cheeks (i want to kiss) (8k, ao3) A decade’s worth of pining.

Myosotis (9k, ao3) Ancient Greek break-ups and battlefield reunions.

Be brave that we may shine (2k, ao3) Series: And Earth is but a star, that once had shone Space stowaway Tim.

In the Shadows of Gotham (1k, ao3 I tumblr) Buzzfeed Unsolved AU.

Revenant (1k, ao3 I tumblr) Sad ghost headcanon.

Turn yourself toward home (4k, ao3) Retired pirate seeks retired navy officer.

The space between us (8k, ao3) Mr. & Mrs. Smith in space.

Hold me (like you held on to life) (6k, ao3) Vampire sex to spite the parents.

If I know you (4k, ao3) Annoyed witch cares for sleeping prince.

Lifelong learning (5k, ao3) College, but it’s not an AU.

safe with me (14k, ao3) Figuring out intimacy, with a dash of d/s.

Ornamental (2k, ao3) Christmas party butt plug fun.

Far away (1k, ao3 I tumblr) + So close (1k, ao3 I tumblr) Tim’s in space and then he’s not.

Like no other pain (2k, ao3) Soulmates, but Tim makes it angsty.

If I had a type (then baby it would be you) (1k, ao3 I tumblr) One-night stand with surprise bondmark.  

The Sacredness of Tears (13k, ao3) Tim gets the ability to travel through time, but somehow that’s not the main story.

The Reluctant Brides (13k, ao3) Genderbent regency. Bonus Tumblr Drabble One and Two

Adamare (9k, ao3 I tumblr: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7) Harry Potter AU.

What demons they carry (5k, ao3 I tumblr: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14) Outsider POV of demon!Tim.

Shelter (19k, ao3) Royalty arranged marriage.

glaukopis, promachos, atrytone (4k, ao3 I tumblr:  1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7) A god and his reincarnated lover.

Not the hurricane (2k, ao3 I tumblr) Soft handjobs.

Night falling softly and without mercy (4k, ao3 I tumblr) When you want to marry your bodyguard but are pretty sure he means to kill you.

Reasons to be jealous (4k, ao3 I tumblr) Unfounded jealousy crack. Side DickDami.

Just a fool for you (6k, ao3 I tumblr) The Regency Daemon Thing. (Part two of ‘foolish, perhabs’)

A fool’s game (1k, ao3 I tumblr) Outsider POV of The Regency Daemon Thing. (Part one of ‘foolish, perhabs’)

A fool to believe (2k, ao3 I tumblr) Epistolary companion to The Regency Daemon Thing. (Part three of ‘foolish, perhabs’)

Blood will tell (9k, ao3) October Daye AU.

So easy to begin (4k, ao3) Dealin’ with fear toxin and trauma, a/b/o-style.

Somebody ring the alarm (2k, ao3) Strangers flirting while undercover.

To love and to honour (6k, ao3) Five anniversaries and a wedding.

A question of trust (3k, ao3) Jason hides an injury.

The Wedding Job (3k, ao3) Leverage-style heist.

One day the slipper fits (2k, ao3) The perils of not-dating.

Tumblr Ficlets

I’m also gradually posting these to ao3.

Everyone wants the Costco cookies

Tim starts talking to an alien 

A first kiss in the moonlight

The frog and the stablehand

College Rivals and Soulmates + Part Two

A regency fic in which the marriage arranges itself

Tim is sick at the office

Two actresses at a premiere, holding hands + Prequel: Two actresses pining

Lending an ear (also with RoyDick) + Bruce and Olli get involved

Soulmarks and lies

“You don’t wanna get involved with me”

Touch-starved Talon Tim

Omega/omega forbidden love

2 a.m. at the flower shop

A visit from the future

I thought fairies are bigger

Are you crying? (Break-up)

Sleepless night better spent in other ways

Too many rumors

Leaving + Following

Tough city, full of tough guys

Terrible at breaking up

Carrying your photograph

Bruce finds out

Distraction at breakfast

Trying to figure you out

Jason wearing glasses

‘Can’t let you go’ kiss + the next morning

Tea with Alfred

A first date

An old married couple, temporarily far apart

“Most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen”

Post-apocalypse decisions (“It’s always been you”)

Awkward flirting

A soulmark that says “Please don’t leave me”

Stop pulling heroic shit without me

Married for the aliens

Unexpected cuddles

Cuddles on a rainy day

Cyborg AU

Hades and Persephone AU

Regency misunderstandings

Crying

Accents and ‘fighting’

Surprise Baby Acquisition

“It’s you I love, not her.”

Letting them warm their cold hands under your shirt

Helping brush their hair after a shower

“I can’t sleep, can I stay here?”

“Who hurt you?” (Jason edition)

“Is this okay?”

“Who hurt you?” (Tim edition)

Strangers at a gala

A black ribbon (Vampire AU)

De-aged cuddles

[glaciya]

Hey, are you doing fic recs? I saw a couple old ones and loved alot of them so I was wondering if you had any for JayTim secret relationship? Like telling the family or being discovered? If not, thank you anyways😅

Fun secret relationship jaytims incoming!

I know I didn't get them all so if anyone wants to add to this feel free. Self-recs welcome :)

Next of Kin - Generatorcat

Alfred raised an eyebrow in a way that said, no phone calls at the dinner table, but when Jason went to silence it he saw where the call was coming from.

He answered. “Hello?”

“Is this Jason Todd?”

“Yes.”

“This is Nancy from Gotham General Hospital. We have a Timothy Drake here. You’re listed as his next of kin, and we need you to come in right away.”

Just Say When- cinnamon_skull

Dick stumbles across a private moment between Jason and Tim in the library.

To love and to honour- elareine

Jason had been drunk and Tim on a mission when it had happened, but a year later, they were still married.

Five anniversaries and one wedding.

Secrets and Bad Timing-samiam711

Sometime in the early hours of the morning, they meet up in the kitchen for some coffee. Spoiler alert: said coffee doesn’t end up being made.

Or in which Tim and Jason have a makeout session in the kitchen of Wayne Manor.

Fifth Cup Down- cloverpaloma

Duke Thomas has seen some shit. Tim is a shit. Jason gives a shit. And there’s lots of coffee.

Misconceptions - FlashThroughLight

Jason is happily married to his husband - or is he? His coworkers don't seem to think so. Rumors can be such a pain.

I didn’t expect that, but here we are - ashxtodd

"Yeah of course I know, we've been dating for almost a year now, what type of boyfriend do you think I am?" Jason asks rolling his eyes.

"A hot one" Tim replies playfully.

OR: The one in which Jason and Tim are secretly dating and then the batfamily accidentally find out

Prompt: Tree

[chrometrashcan]

forgive me father for i have sexualized an older man

[joons]

“i like this villain!”

oh no, you don’t! you haven’t filled out the appropriate forms! you need better credentials. first fill out the following*:

do you admit–publicly, loudly, and continually–that you do not: 

✔ condone  ✔  accept   ✔  understand

any of the villain’s immoral behavior, and that you do not:

✔  enjoy  ✔  tolerate  ✔  see any value whatsoever in 

reading about actions that deviate from Current Puritan Norms, regardless of their merits as devices of narrative tension, character believability, and explorations of morality and empathy in a literary work?

X __________________

*you may waive signing this form if you can answer yes to the following question:

do you like the villain because you’re coping with a traumatic experience? if so, please describe your experience in as much detail as possible and publish the form for public viewing.

now you can say you like a villain on your blog! 

[the-messenger-hawk]

there are actually people unironically like this on this site. truly wild

[true-king-of-monsters]

Why the fuck do I need to go through red tape for liking DIO acting as if he’s on Bath Salts during Spring Break in Florida?!

[flavorfulevening]

Dinnertime at my house:

[ashy-rxses-blog]

[missantichrist]

Lucio’s Route: Upright/Reversed Branching

I promised @sassygaysatan​ that I would show the upright/reversed branching options for the secondary three’s routes. I’m doing them in chronological order, so here is everyone’s favourite goatman! Beware, this is a long post, and will only get longer as I will be updating after each new chapter release. (italics = timed option), (Effect: TBA = it has an effect on the outcome but I’m not sure what effect).

The Lovers “Shush.” (Effect: Reversed) “Be patient.” (Effect: Upright)

“Is this a trick?” (Effect: Reversed) Follow him through. (Effect: Upright)

“That’s horrible!” (Effect: Reversed) “She wouldn’t do that.” (Effect: Upright)

The Chariot “Yes, you should have.” (Effect: TBA) “I’m fine.” (Effect: TBA) “Why *did* you leave?” (Effect: TBA)

“Tell him yourself.” (Effect: Reversed) “Fine, just a moment.” (Effect: Upright)

“I know what I’m doing.” (Effect: Reversed) “I will.” (Effect: Upright)

“I’m worried about Asra.” (Effect: Upright) “I *am* talented.” (Effect: Reversed)

“It’s that way.” (Effect: Reversed) “It might be dangerous.” (Effect: Upright)

Strength “Um…” (Effect: Upright) “I loved your parties!” (Effect: Reversed) “I don’t remember.” (Effect: Upright)

“What did you say?” (Effect: Reversed) “What’s bothering you?” (Effect: Upright) Leave him be. (Effect: TBA)

“It’s also *your* fault.” (Effect: Upright) “Vlastomil is creepy.” (Effect: Reversed)

“Not any more.” (Effect: Reversed) “Yes…?” (Effect: Upright)

The Hermit Listen to Death. (Effect: Upright) Listen to Lucio. (Effect: Reversed)

“Why?” (Effect: Upright) “Don’t be afraid.” (Effect: Reversed)

“Wait!” (Effect: Upright) Run after him. (Effect: Reversed)

Wheel of Fortune “It’s a long story.” (Effect: Upright) “Lucio never mentioned you.” (Effect: Reversed)

“Unfinished business?” (Effect: Upright) “I’ll come with you.” (Effect: Reversed)

“It’s not your fault.” (Effect: Upright) “Let’s keep moving.” (Effect: Reversed) “I’m fine.” (Effect: Reversed)

“What!?” (Effect: Reversed) “Lucio, is this true?” (Effect: Upright)

“It’s a work in progress.” (Effect: Upright) “Yes it’s true.” (Effect: Reversed)

Justice “What’s this about?” (Effect: Upright) “Can this wait?” (Effect: Reversed)

“Now we *are* alone.” (Effect: Reversed) “What do we do now?” (Effect: Upright)

Jump in. (Effect: Reversed) “Okay. You can do it!” (Effect: Upright)

“You won.” (Effect: Reversed) “It *is* messed up.” (Effect: Upright)

“Lucio, stop!” (Effect: Reversed) Run after him. (Effect: Upright)

The Hanged Man “Lucio is still a ghost.” (Effect: Reversed) “Lucio, what’s wrong?” (Effect: Upright)

“You dealt with the Devil?” (Effect: Upright) “You never mentioned this.” (Effect: Reversed)

“Why?” (Effect: Upright) “I might’ve guessed.” (Effect: TBA) “Was *everyone* in on this?!” (Effect: Reversed)

“You’re doing fine.” (Effect: Reversed) “Give them time.” (Effect: Upright)

“You’re more handsome than a portrait.” (Effect: Upright) “We’ll get you another.” (Effect: Reversed)

Death Calm Lucio Down (Effect: Upright) Take Charge (Effect: Reversed)

“Back off, ghosts!” (Effect: Reversed) “Lucio, it’s me.” (Effect: Upright)

“Don’t worry. I’m here.” (Effect: Reversed) “They won’t just disappear.” (Effect: Upright)

“We should talk.” (Effect: Upright) “So apparently I died.” (Effect: Reversed)

“This is… a lot.” (Effect: Reversed) “I forgive you.” (Effect: Upright)

Temperance “He’ll explain.” (Effect: Reversed) “I can explain.” (Effect: Upright)

“He can.” (Effect: Reversed) “I’ll help him.” (Effect: Upright)

“All right.” (Effect: Upright) “You worry too much.” (Effect: Reversed) “I believe in him.” (Effect: Upright)

“I’ll keep you safe.” (Effect: Upright) “I don’t know.” (Effect: Reversed)

The Devil “Priorities, Lucio.” (Effect: Reversed) “What was the worst?” (Effect: TBA) “We’ll celebrate later.” (Effect: Upright)

“She’s still your mother.” (Effect: Upright) “She can handle Vulgora.” (Effect: Reversed)

“Valdemar’s worse than I thought.” (Effect: TBA) “But *you* were the Count.” (Effect: TBA)

The Tower “Free me.” (Effect: Reversed) “Free Lucio.” (Effect: Upright)

“What *are* you?” (No effect) “What do you mean?” (No effect) “…” (No effect) ALTERNATIVELY “We’ll figure this out.” (Effect: Upright) “It’s not your fault.” (Effect: Reversed) “…” (Effect: Reversed)

“It’ll be hard.” (Effect: Upright) “It’ll be fine.” (Effect: Reversed)

“Let’s follow.” (Effect: Upright) “Let’s just stay here…” (Effect: Reversed) “What did you see?” (No effect)

The Star “We have no choice.” (Effect: Reversed) “It’s a lot for me too.” (Effect: Upright)

“I need help.” (Effect: Upright) “I’ll see this through.” (Effect: Reversed)

The Moon “Let’s not worry about it.” (Effect: Reversed) “Something’s fishy.” (Effect: Upright)

Help Lucio. (Effect: Reversed) Stand back. (Effect: Upright)

“Whatever’s necessary.” (Effect: Reversed) “Whatever we can.” (Effect: Upright)

Muriel, Portia

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✨Golden Goose✨

We’ve all read of the refreshingly crisp cocktail known as “Golden Goose” served in the Royal Palace of Vesuvia- but have you ever wanted to try it? Well now you can make it, with this “Golden Goose” inspired recipe!

Golden Goose:

Ingredients:

2 cups of Apple Moscato

2 cups of Champagne

2tsp of Gold Luster Dust (We used Bakell, Gold Wine and Champagne Glitter)

(Optional) Sliced Lemon, Orange, or other Fruits for Garnish

1.) In a Glass Pitcher or Preferred Container, Pour in the Apple Moscato, Champagne, and Luster Dust

2.) Stir carefully, taking care not to excessively disturb the carbonation, but enough to mix in the food safe pigment.

3.) Place in the refrigerator for about an hour, and stir well to move the luster pigment about again. Serve chilled, or over ice, and enjoy!

Optional: You may wish to make this Non-Alcoholic, which you may do substituting the wine and champagne with Sparkling Cider instead! You may also choose to add sliced citrus fruit, or other garnishes of your choosing! Can be kept refrigerated, with an air tight seal, for about a week.

[caelesti-infernum]

My name is Isis Sangaré, I’m a professional digital-traditional artist-illustrator and a hobbyist writer. Since I was a child, I was always fascinated by the mysteries of the Universe, the cosmos, matters of life and death and whatnot… So I decided to create this blog (mostly out of boredom) to share my written or drawn interpretations of the realms of the afterlife - Heaven, Purgatory, Hell and their many dimensions…Especially their inhabitants ! You can follow more of my work here, on Instagram and Artstation : https://www.instagram.com/isissangareart https://www.artstation.com/isissangare Feel free to roam around, if you’re not afraid of the dark ;) Just so you know, my universe has a tendency to be NSFW for gore and macabre imagery, with a touch of darkened humor, maybe not for the faint of heart? Let’s get started then~

[toiletpapercurrency]

To all the fanfic authors out there: We love and you and we really appreciate you ❤️

[toiletpapercurrency]

Reblog if you've ever read a fic that was better than published books

[daemon-adest]

Footage of me reading fanfiction (AKA when the two characters keep having misunderstandings and some major angst goes down, leaving me in a state of hysteria):

[smallsimplestars]

Sabbat Bread 🖤

Here is a really simple bread recipe that I make on almost all sabbats. At its base it is focaccia so you can add different herbs for different properties or times of the year.

What you’ll need:

A large pan

Three large bowls

3 1/3 cups of water (preferably at 110°F or 43°C, but you can honestly just turn your sink as hot as it will go and this will work)

2 teaspoons of sugar/honey

3 1/2 cups of flour

2 1/4 teaspoons of yeast (or one 1 oz packet)

1/4 cup of olive oil

2 teaspoons of coarse sea salt (if using table salt, only use 1 teaspoon.)

2 teaspoons of minced garlic

A sprig of fresh rosemary (1 tablespoon of dried)

How to make:

Pour water and sugar into a large bowl, mix until dissolved. Lightly stir in yeast. Let stand for 5-10 minutes until yeast has foamed.

In another bowl mix together flour and two teaspoons of salt.

Slowly stir in half of the flour salt mixture, then add 1/4 a cup of olive oil. Continue to combine while adding the rest of the flour mixture.

Before kneading the bread by hand, cover a different bowl in a thin layer of olive oil and set aside.

Flour your hands and begin kneading the mixture, continue adding additional flour if the dough is too wet.

When the dough no longer sticks to your hands transfer dough to the oiled bowl and cover with a damp towel.

Leave dough to rise in a warm area for an hour.

After the dough has risen, transfer this to a oiled pan that you plan to bake the bread in. The pan can be a cast iron skillet, glass cake pan, it doesn’t matter!

Let bread rise for another 20 minutes.

Preheat oven to 400°F or 204°C.

Use your fingers to press holes all over the dough. Do not worry about hitting the bottom of the pan, press holes all around the dough until it is spread out evenly throughout the pan.

Cover the dough in a light layer of olive oil, salt, garlic and rosemary.

Cook the bread for 25 minutes, or until golden brown.

Let rest for 10 minutes, remove from pan and enjoy!

Metaphysical Properties:

Not everything you cook has to be magick, but if you do intend on practicing make sure to cleanse your kitchen and set your intentions throughout the process!

Garlic is a feminine protective and purifying root.

Rosemary has healing properties and is known for its feminine energy, it is also used for clearing the mind.

Sea Salt is traditionally used for protection and banishment. It’s ties with the ocean and femininity make this bread good for full moons.

Other Notes~

You can use a stand mixer if you have a dough attachment instead of kneading by hand.

Serve with a mixture of olive oil, parmigiana cheese and red pepper flakes to dip.

[kernaka]

[jcamcript-deactivated20200414]

Strange and massive objects plow near the moon, captured on amateur film from Quebec, Canada. (26.03.2020).

[pocketphoenix]

Aliens for April...... why not

[state-issued-boyfriend]

Bro please be nice aliens, like, please

[thestuffedalligator]

[adulthoodisokay]

i enjoyed this very much, thank you andrew huang.

[awkward-helga]

So that’s what a unicorn sounds like

[twitblr]

That’s what I call justice

[the-subservient-human-deactivat]

WHOOP THERE IT IS

[non-state-actor]

There is something monumental that the OP is leaving out.

Most of these “billionaires” that are “stealing” “”“"Chinese”“”“” art, AREN’T doing that. They are doing so on favor of the CCP to steal Tibetan art so it can be destroyed.

There’s been a long standing string of *Tibetan art goes on auction* and some unknown man from China in a suit and glasses out bids the fuck out of everyone else, gets the art, and the art is never seen again.

Why is this happening? The CCP actively tries to destroy Tibetan culture, to deny it’s existence and weaken it’s claim to the Tibetan Plateau to make it’s active military occupation look more “justified”.

Actual Tibetan refugees, including the mother of the Dalai Lama during the beginning of the military occupation WILLINGLY gave away prized Tibetan and Buddhist historical artifacts and antiquities because they knew the PLA had orders to confiscate them for destruction.

It’s incredibly frustrating to see “”“”“woke”“”“” Twitter and Tumblr actively shilling for the CCP in their effort to undermine and destroy Tibetan culture and spread news that only further shoves the Tibetan Genocide from the records, especially when I’ve spoken with western Tibetan Culture scholars, and seen all the art and culture that the CCP has had destroyed or has gone missing over the past 50 years.

It’s sick and if you support China “buying” their art back, you’re a POS.

[mattandsaraproductions]

What’s weird is that when I search Twitter, I expected the OP to have deleted the tweet, but what I did not expect was all these random accounts which posted the same thing, with the exact same wording, around the same time

[gen-is-gone]

whoops, there it is! It is apparently indeed, literally a psyop to rebrand the CCP’s cultural genocide as repatriation :|

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

A tactic so evil, it’s GOTTA be the CCP