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leave your shoes at the door shitposting blog | sarah | 20s

[freakoutgirl]

is it normal to want to cry at this image

[keiitopop]

"me and who" bitch Me and You!!! come on take my hand, let's go to Affection World......

together

[mogblin]

the thing about job searching is i see all these job postings and im like i dont wanna do any of this for any of you

[maja-paja]

[onecells]

YOU🫵'RE 🫵 NE->XT.!! moTHERFUCKER!!!!

GET LOVED!!!!!!!!!!

[beetroot-merchant]

im not a girl Unless ☝️ im being told to go piss

[dailycatsblog]

[gingik]

[stjohnstarling]

Inside the Booming Business of Monster Porn

Teratophiliacs were once a niche group that bonded over their sexual attraction to monsters in obscure forums. Now—as online communities pro

Okay guys, we’ve got to wrap it up now with the monsterfucking and find something new to do. It’s getting write-ups in GQ, it’s so over.

[stjohnstarling]

Sometimes, in their obsession with monsters, humans end up finding other humans. In 2019, Cachét developed a crush on Salad Fingers, the main character in a British cult web cartoon. She drew porn of Salad Fingers and sent it to David Firth, the show’s creator. Firth loved it and followed her back. “He thought I was a guy because no girl would draw porn of Salad Fingers,” Cachét says.

They started messaging. Cachét complimented his drawing of a human-bug threesome and asked for a print. Three years later, Cachét and David got married. The human-bug threesome drawing hangs on the wall of their home.

Okay this does kind of rule though.

[ca314159bara]

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

[sailermoon]

all my life I’ve felt like this guy

[chilewithcarnage]

when you accidentally type gmaul instead of gmail

[givrali]

some of you could learn a thing or two

[chaoticgouda]

[sawed-on-shotgun]

the human body when you use it and exist in it

[habken]

enterring in the wrong password is already bad enough and then the browser decides to make a little “want to save this password?” popup just to humiliate you more

[holdoncallfailed]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID