My Fleeting Interests

Erratic and Confusing

[tortagnamgnam]

This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.

[firawren]

Mr. Darcy being a slut

In honor of the @hotjaneaustenmenpoll, I present to you Mr. Darcy 1995 being a slut.

You want more slutty men?

[flum3n]

the universal experience of beginning 'pride and prejudice' (2005) with the opinion that matthew macfadyen as mr darcy is perfectly tolerable, but not handsome enough to tempt you and ending it bewitched, body and soul.

[florencemachines]

Pride and Prejudice (2005) + tumblr posts (part 1)

[rylandsgrace]

#I have never felt more represented

[ameba-from-space]

[robloxmilf]

she lived she served cunt then she died

[rabhadh-tuiltean]

The pinnacle of gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss.

Rest in power, queen.

[posts-from-a-darker-timeline]

and then proceeded to pretend it was a joke. like yeah you scheduled a meeting with the pope months in advance for a joke

[susiephone]

One day. One day I will learn to look at the url before I flip shit.

[partywithponies]

[partywithponies]

[esrah-rah-rasputin]

This has two moods: how fanfic and good music connect us, and being very confused and laughing at the fandoms for all these when put next to the titles

[partywithponies]

Worst tag I’ve seen, and the worst part is I completely get what you mean and you’re not wrong.

[oribiys-remade-deactivated20200]

everytime i move i crunch like popcorn

[battenna]

and everytime we kiss i swear i could fly

[adelembe]

SENSE AND SENSIBILITY (1995) dir. Ang Lee

[whitepeopletwitter]

[42believer]

reblog if you’re gay because of ghosts

[42believer]

the best part of this image is that the website it’s from is dead fucking serious

[not-a-space-alien]

I found the page and it’s better than I could have even imagined.  apparently lesbians are possessed by male ghosts that cause attracted to women and gay men have female ghosts.  Also this line: 

“Spiritual research has shown that the cause for homosexual preferences lie predominantly in the spiritual realm.”

Part of me wishes it did have a citation 

[not-a-space-alien]

WAIT FUCK THERE”S MORE

Reblog if your homosexuality was a slippery slope to your interest in murder 

[reclaimingtwilight]

nobody:

my brain at 2 AM: ok so we know that vampires are indestructible and don't need oxygen, so technically they could dive down to the bottom of the ocean, even go to the deepest places like the mariana trench..

also we know that emmett radiates pure chaotic energy and he would've absolutely dived down just to see the wreck of the titanic, and then he would've gone deeper to see these weird-ass deep sea fish and maybe bring one home to scare edward...

it is therefore quite possible that emmett has seen things no one else has seen in the deepest parts of the sea because our technology isn't advanced enough to dive down there....

we have only discovered about 5% of the ocean floor........

......is this it. is emmett cullen the first and only person to have unveiled the great mysteries of the deep sea

me, crying: can we please just go to sleep please i'm fucking begging you

[elizabeth-freaking-bennet]

Darcy: ALL WOMEN ARE Q U E E N S

Wickham: IF SHE BREATHES SHE’S A T H O T

[ninaahelvar]

hand touching? in my period drama? bitch i’m about a faint

[theivorypiano]

- Mr. Darcy

[unpretty]

i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars

[dr-hollands-deactivated20190209]

I’m sorry what

[unpretty]

you heard me

[unpretty]

[elkian]

#I CAN’T BELIEVE I NOW KNOW WHERE TO BUY THE EXACT FETISH GEAR THEY USE ON MY FAVORITE COOKING SHOW

[fiskeorn-deactivated20180416]

@genericrevenge

[son-of-maglor]

OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?

[unpretty]

kinda, yeah

[renthebarbarian]

@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed

[gregorydickens]

That logo looks familiar.

[unpretty]

WHAT

OH MY GOD

[sylveonce]

[paintmeahero]

We met Alton Brown at a show he did here - we paid the extra cash to meet him and get a blurry cellphone pic with him and have him sign a picture. He noticed my (male) companion’s pocket watch, and proceeded to order him to take it out of his pocket. It wasn’t obnoxious, it was in a Dom tone that brooked no argument. So he complied. When he found out it wasn’t wound, and so not working, he was deeply disappointed, and told him to do better next time. 

If this guy isn’t a Dom, I’ll eat that spreader bar.

[unpretty]

[strangesequitur]

This post just keeps going new places every reblog cycle.

[operastarr-deactivated20200924]

Every time this post comes around it has another plot twist

[super-secret-fandom-blog]

The first time I saw this post, I had just finished telling my husband that Alton overuses the word “lube” on Good Eats when he’s referring to oiling up a pan. Alton knows exactly what he’s doing.