Failed Perfectionist

29. They/them. Not sure what people put in this thing, so fuck it.

[girldraki]

kind of harmonically beautiful

[funky-insanitear]

[whatsthatmagiccard]

i wish i could kiss the bros casual style

[whatsthatmagiccard]

Wrong blog.

[whatsthatmagiccard]

[outofcontextarthur]

[levi-wickedz]

[cutebttmguy]

🔥🔥🔥

[rabhadh-tuiltean]

Dead fuckin tired but love my hair here

[farmercaps]

[twiceuponadumbass]

Feeling big 🧡

[noah-juicyd]

[thisdaywasfun]

Fuckin need

[o-craven-canto]

Alternate timeline in which all Greek and Latin roots are swapped:

catastrophe -> contraverse cephalopod -> capitoped chlorophyll -> viridofolia democracy -> populimpery homicide -> anthropoctony homosexual -> equigamic kilometer -> millimensure interregnum -> mesarchy magnanimous -> megapsychic manuscript -> chirography motorcycle -> ergatorote microscope -> parvovisor oxygen -> acidofex polyamory -> multierasty television -> remotoscope universe -> monostrophe

[yondamoegi]

people should remember that the word "hunk" exists

no, unless he's a young father, that's not a dilf, that's a hunk. If you want to call a childless man a dilf, at least make him middle aged

no, that's not a bear, that's a hunk. Bears must be fat and hairy

no, that's not a himbo, that's a hunk. Himbos must be dumb, beefy and kind simultaneously, if he's just dumb and beefy that's a hunk

like, cmon people, there's nothing wrong with a humble hunk. Why are you so mean to him?

[iguanamouth]

bert and ernie go to ikea

[recklessmoss]

say what u want about the manscaped ads I know they are shit, all of them but the “evil, sinister, malcontent, balls” one puts me into fucking hysterics actually

[recklessmoss]

please this is SO funny

[recklessmoss]

HUH?!

[bigbadbutch]

[dogpuppy]

[taykoutmccleod]

I don't fucking want it then?

[regirock-and-roll]

You trust the ai overview?

[rabhadh-tuiltean]

Dead fuckin tired but love my hair here

[redbuddi]

upon further consideration i've realized that the idea of a total baddie who only communicates through references and memes is actually very funny, so say hello to my 100% totally original character Tala the Banished King of Dragons

ko-fi

[redbuddi]

Someone's gotta maintain the dungeon, no matter how little they enjoy it

[redbuddi]

pls pay attention tala she worked really hard

[redbuddi]

actually wait hang on i thought of a better punchline

[b0nkcreat]

this is so mean i have tears in my eyes

[b0nkcreat]

do you have something to say to him

[dylan-smokem]