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Hello I'm Amber and I love 80's bands with my entire soul and I reblog memes and horribly stupid shit, mostly.

[mysharona1987]

[awkwardtimelady]

i have reblogged this twice already and every single time i cry laughing

[nintendodsixl]

hey can someone tell me what the fuck is going on

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

[sour-watermelons]

What the fuck is the universe trying to teach me right now

[stanleyvris]

a comprehensive guide: music edition

[yuyufashion]

[tonyzaret]

[world-of-cats]

[sususuyo]

[totallyfubar]

My girlfriend is on a cruise so while she’s gone I’m gonna cut the sleeves off of all my shirts

[nightstargalaxy]

why

[totallyfubar]

She’s pretty much 85% of my impulse control

[mydeddyalabama]

Can’t wait for Hozier to return and put his big bad bitch of the forest foot back down on ed sheerans windpipe

[unclefather]

Just got this bib for my future grandchild

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

the energy this has is immense and horrifying 

[rico-bear]

🐸

[jigglyturk]

If a guy sends me this via grindr I’m honestly going on a date with them

[mjalti]

I hate giving ppl my phone number cuz then they’ll be calling and texting me like … this is my safe space … show some respect

[mjalti]

a voicemail bitch a voicemail? are we married?

[subsidiary]

[6qubed]

man we’ve been doing funerals all wrong over here

[hokuto-ju-no-ken]

My friends, weeping at my funeral as they shove 5s and 10s between the biggest titties they’ve ever seen: it’s what he would’ve wanted

[lovecorp-deactivated20180525]

sjsfjh imagine if tumblr had memories like facebook does 

[lovecorp-deactivated20180525]

one year ago today you posted: “i wish i could fucking eat dirt like a worm"

[theintrovertnation]

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

i hate when people call their grandparents weird names instead of grandma and grandpa like babooshka or salami

[unclefather]

i’m telling grandpa salami that you were talking shit