imagine laying in bed and instead of pulling on your legs or whatever, a demon straight up just smacks your ass
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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@dark-purples
imagine laying in bed and instead of pulling on your legs or whatever, a demon straight up just smacks your ass
that feeling when you miss donut day at work 😓
I hate this so much
>work
its finally happened. the first completely unfunny loss edit. congratulations.
I think they somehow managed to make his facial expressions less dynamic than the B^Uckley original, astounding
thats not the worst part of this
the worst part is that even BUCKLEY has a better understanding of visual storytelling. He knew that he didnt need to say a word cuz as shitty and poor as the composition was, he got the information across without telling you a single word other than “loss”
Here Adam has such a lack of faith in conveying his joke that he has to flat out tell you its donut day, instead of just letting us figure it out ourselves from the context clues.
Like that feels so patronizing, and the source of the parody is already patronizing
jesus
Holy shit what is wrong wit y'all
why do my amazon reviews read like shitposts
Bitch WHAT THE FUCK
what the FUCK
???!!!!??
Yo, this guy sold his soul for this or something holy fuck
i feel like i just watched something forbidden for mortal eyes
I’m the black lady in the audience LIKE DAMN OKAY
So….do i go to church tommorrow or stay in?
MAGIC TRICKS ARE SIMPLY SLEIGHT OF HAND, USING REDIRECTION TO TAKE YOUR FOCUS OFF THE THING THEYRE MANIPULATING. THAT IS NOT THIS. IT SEEMS LIKE IT AT FIRST BUT THEN HE STARTS DOING THIS SHIT IN PLAIN SIGHT, AND LETTING US ACTUALLY SEE THE SHIT TRANSFORMING AND CHANGING PLACES. THIS ISN’T SLEIGHT OF HAND.
THIS ISN’T A MAGIC TRICK. ITS JUST FUCKING MAGIC.
???? what??? the fuck???????
“Oh, I think I see the moments there where the actual transfer is happening, but he’s really good at it,” I thought at first.
Promptly followed by, “Wait what the fuck what the FUCK”
Mmm bruh this guy needs to be arrested by wizard police for violation of the statute of secrecy
hey can someone tell me what the fuck is going on
Shakira Law
Do we start with:
1. The fact that this is clearly supposed to be the One Ring from Lord of the Rings
2. “Shakira Law”
3. The implication that children either know arabic or will become muslims by eating a donut.
4. “Free Islamic Donut”
5. or that starbucks is giving kids weird donuts for free and expects there to be no questions about the intricate writing.
One donut to fool them all
6. Starbucks doesn’t sell donuts
There is one and only one shakira law. 1. Thou hips shalt not lie
How do you fuck up this bad
re: that last meme
…lol.
@aviewfrommercury
What coleslaw hell is this.
Hey guys, how is everyone’s day
what the fuck
“Ew you’re a guy and like the color pink are you gay?”
I’ve been waiting for this post all my life
LOOK AT THE STARS IN THE “SUPER MARIO ODYSSEY” LOGO..… HIDDEN MESSAGE REVEALED
In cars two at the airport the cars have to go through tsa checks and take off their wheels and stuff which implies the cars Universe had a 9/11
Wait. Oh my god. But planes are sentient in the cars universe. Did cars hijack the plane or did the planes fly themselves.
Nobody knows
Buddy they have car pope. A car jesus died on a car cross and we’re worried if car bush did car 9/11
I could not comprehend a word of this initially and I thought I was having a stroke
Dead ass scary. Society taught men to behave like this. We need to do something.
God protect anyone who knows them in person..