The Cat Lady

[catlady92]

Italy

We lack so many things in Italy.

Good sense, marriage equality.

And also, it comes to my mind, that men have Grindr, but what about women? I’m struggling a lot with the dating thing. I’d like to get to know more lesbians, but I can’t at the moment. I was thinking about online dating, but it occurred to me that there isn’t an app for lesbians. And tinder is the worst. A friend of mine told me that there are only couples looking for a third person... SO please, make something cool like Her or stuff like that come to Italy, and also support marriage equality. I think we’re the only European country which doesn’t have marriage equality or any kind of recognition at all.

[catlady92]

Fuck!

Answer me!! Fuckfuckfuckfuck! Why won’t you answer?!

[catlady92]

This is a terrible feeling. I feel incomplete, I feel horrible. And I’m so afraid I’ll never see her again. It’s the first time that I feel this way about somebody, and I was rejected. Not even friend zoned, but rejected. I thought it was a friend zone, but if it were I’d still be able to see her. And now I won’t see her because... Well, who knows why! She was all like “oh, we should go out some times” etc etc. But she never actually set a date or something like that. I feel so much pain I can’t even cry anymore.

[catlady92]

I’m in the friendzone

And every day it gets worse. I’m soooo friendzoned.

[catlady92]

[gillianandersonssideboob-deacti]

oh my god

[catlady92]

I’m just so in love with Gillian Anderson. And it is true, she becomes a thousand times hotter every ten years.

This must be an X-file

[phantasmalli]

[catlady92]

I did this because I’m not afraid of who I am. 

Finally, 23, and I’m not ashamed.

[catlady92]

Mr. K.?

Please, Kafka was an amateur, compared to me.

[catlady92]

Wow

Just had sex tonight. 

But I realize that all the time I was thinking about another girl.

Great.

I’m a bitch.

[catlady92]

I know you, I know you're lonely, I think you need someone to want you. Well, I do want you, so, be brave, and want me back.

Skins

[eternal-silhouette-deactivated2]

[80feetdeep]

I would give my first born child for Megan fox to kiss me like that

[ill-af]

Want

[catlady92]

Pretty Little Liars' Emily Fields Reacts to Everyday Situations

Pretty Little Liars' summer season may be coming to a close, but Emily Fields is forever.

This is genius <3

[welovegillian]

Scully: [voiceover] Death is a recorded event. For reasons natural or unnatural, when a body ceases to function, the cause of the effect can be clearly reconstructed. A body has a story to tell… If the victim was strangled, an examination of the veins in the eyes will reveal this. If the victim was shot, entry wounds and gunpowder residue can be used to reconstruct the events leading to death and help to establish a possible motive. Body temperature, preferably the temperature of the spleen, is an accurate indicator of the time of death. As are rigor, livor and levels of sodium in the blood. If the body was moved, sand, small rocks, vegetable debris, even pollen can be removed and analysed to determine the location of the original crime scene and place the position of the body at the time of death. Extracutenous stains and residues can indicate the use of poison or toxins. Hair and fibres, slivers of glass, plastic, even insect casings can serve to recreate the circumstances under which death occurred… It may be an irony only understood by those of us who conduct these examinations, who use these pieces to rebuild a narrative, that death, like life itself, is a drama with a beginning, middle and end.

‪#‎XFiles‬ ‪#‎XFilesRewatch‬ ‪#‎Irresistible‬

[catlady92]

FRIENDZONED!!!!!

FUCK!

[catlady92]

Fuck

I’m so embarrassed.

I want to bury myself and never come up again.

-.-”

[catlady92]