notice how linkedin isn’t on maslow’s hierarchy of needs
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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@consensual-blathering
notice how linkedin isn’t on maslow’s hierarchy of needs
SAUCE AND PROTEIN, VEG AND RICE
FEELS SO FILLING, TASTES SO NICE
VEG AND PROTEIN, RICE AND SAUCE
HELP BRING BACK WHAT ONCE WAS LOST
mammals whenever they encounter any sort of problem: hold on let me secrete a useful fluid
Ilton Temple, Masham, Yorkshire, 14.8.17.
This is so upsetting to see… you don’t have to know everything about condenser unit husbandry to know this is a truly irresponsible enclosure for these animals. Outside units are largely solitary (though some species do inhabit territories in pairs) and having this many individuals in such close proximity is absolutely cruel. Not to mention there are different incompatible species grouped together in here. I see several condensers from genus Skironus even though they are known to be opportunistically preyed upon by the much larger Ventus spp!!! This is just an accident waiting to happen smh.
The fact there are so many together tells me this person likely previously raised window AC units and did no research before deciding to raise central AC, a sadly common mistake. The appliances belong to completely different families of appliances. Would you think you know microwaves husbandry because you know radiators? Absolutely ridiculous.
Exactly!!
Splenic mass removal on the 200 pound dog today! It's about the size of a canteloupe from what I can see
In the mean time I'm sitting with a 130-pound dog that was sedated for a nail trim, rhythmically jiggling him with one foot to try and get him to wake up
For a second I didn't process the nail trim part and wondered how the fuck did that dog survive with a 70-pound tumor on its spleen
Tumblr reading comprehension at its finest
I'm trying to imagine a 70 pound cantaloupe...
@talesfromtreatment made of lead.
A cantaloupe yields roughly 4.5 cups of cubed fruit. Let's call it 6 cups of volume whole, because I don't have a cantaloupe to measure.
1 cup is 236 cubic centimeters.
A cantaloupe, then, is 1,416 cm3.
Lead at room temperature is 11.348 g/cm3. (That won't change meaningfully until it reaches its boiling point at 600K, which is higher than the internal temperature of a dog.)
A leaden cantaloupe, then, would weigh 16,068g --> 16 kg --> 35 pounds.
The postulated cantaloupe is heavier than lead. Roughly twice as heavy, in fact.
What is twice as heavy as lead? Conveniently, osmium is about smack on at 22.587 g/cm3, and is the densest natural element on Earth. Looks roughly like a disco ball, per Wikipedia.
Mind, we can recalculate if anyone's willing to measure a melon for me.
We're going to the store tomorrow, I'll see if I can weigh a melon.
Any chance you could take a sewing tape to it? I'm getting densities between 0.7 and 0.9 g/cm3, which would throw off the volume calculation.
If you'd prefer not to, I can just take 0.8.
I'll put a tape in my purse right now!
Okay so we have three cantaloupes at 18.5, 17.5, and 17 inches, or 47, 44.45, and 43.2 centimeters in circumference.
MOAR CANTALOUPE MATH
We have an average circumference of 44.9cm, for a radius of 7.15cm and a volume of 1,530 cm3. This is much closer to my 6 cup measurement and implies that @organs-fanfics is in possession of enormous balls.
Multiplying this by the 11.34 g/cm3 established for the density of lead, we arrive at a leaden cantaloupe of 17.3 kg, or 38.1 pounds.
Again: We need something twice as dense as lead.
Or more precisely, we need a density of 20.8 g/cm3 or 20,800 kg/m3. Returning to our density table, our closest match is now... rhenium! It's still shiny and silver!
It looks like the densest rhenium deposit we can get naturally is in rheniite, which looks like some sort of horrible coral formation.
Conclusion: The hypothesized dog is an abomination.
The science side of Tumblr certainly is Something...
HEINOUS GARDEN DEVELOPMENTS, GANG
I AM DISTRESSED
Clearly an image of Pen's ancient ancestor who made a very odd bargain with the fae
May your dicks be fruitful and multiply
bit of a heavy question I know but I feel like you may have some insight to this. I’m currently grappling with the fact that my dog is indeed an old dog now and he is not eternal and actually mortal and subject to many ailments from easily curable to fatal. the question is how do you deal with the loss of a beloved pet or just coming to terms that your pet will indeed die some day?
At the end of the day, the short answer is: you don't.
There is no real way to come to terms with something that doesn't negotiate.
But, the longer answer is that when someone acquires a pet, and accepts the responsibility of providing everything that pet needs for the duration of that pet's life, part of the agreement with the universe is the responsibility of providing a kind death. It's NOT fun. It's not happy. It's not easy in any way. But then, responsibility isn't about being fun or happy or easy.
And for me, at least, recognizing that as part of my responsibility with regards to my pets when I first get them, means recognizing there is an end when I'm at the beginning, and that if I am very lucky, and if my pet is even luckier, my pet will get to live their entire life with me, all the way to that end. They will never have to know what it is like to lose me. They will never have to wonder where I went and when I am coming back. They will never try to call me home when they cannot find me. For a creature I love, I can think of no happier life than that of a pet that is well cared for and gets to spend their life with their favorite person, and who gets to pass gently from the world before their days are too full of pain or suffering.
and that doesn't make it any easier when the time comes, and it doesn't make it suck any less, and it doesn't mean it won't rip your heart out when it happens. and there's not anything you can do to prepare for it, and there's not anything you can do to heal it faster when it happens. The ball will sit squarely on the grief button like it's made of lead, until it doesn't, until it is small and bounces around inside the box and only hits the button sometimes, and every time it does will still hurt like the last time you ever saw them, and there's nothing you can do to avoid it.
but you can make it worth it, while they're still here, because you know they won't be. you can take time to treasure the time you have, to listen to their heartbeat with your head on their belly, to stop watching TV or scrolling online, and put all of your attention into running fingers through their fur. Throw the ball one extra time for the joy of it, slow down to let them sniff that smell a moment longer, find foods they REALLY enjoy that they can have, hug them a little tighter and appreciate it NOW. of the two of you, you are the only one who knows it all ends- your pup only knows what love you share with him in the moment.
and in 5, 10, 15 years down the road, you will hold a new dog's face in your hands and ask yourself how you will ever come to terms with losing this one someday, too, and you will remember that there is no coming to terms, and that it will be worth it anyway, because you will choose to make it that way every day you still have them.
That's really all I know how to do.
Kay wouldn't recommend anything bad!
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am i ever not thinking about this tweet
they should make games 8 gb again
who the hell do u think u are
his dark materials will literally always work bc every small child wants an animal companion that loves you most and goes on adventures with you and every adult wants an animal companion that can shoulder some of life’s immense psychologically damage for you. and you can pet it
And to tear down the feeble corpse of God! Every kid and adult wants that also!
me: ok ok sorry, i promise i'll stop coming up with weird euphemisms for hitting the weed pen
me 5 minutes later: yall mind if i go ruin christmas?
i always forget "fuck" is a bad word. it's like a brother to me