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Fuck it i reblog everything im obsessed with at the moment

[darillium-night]

Update from the man himself

[holdtightposts]

The Porn Guy aka The Nice Guy aka The Canadian side of Pornhub aka SFW Pornhub’s REAL NAME is Ryan Creamer. No joke, that is legit his real name.

Also this.

Which led him to this.

Bless this man.

[tayaart]

A) i was a church organist

B) i made cereals w beer instead of milk

C) i can hold my breath for 40 seconds

Which one is a lie

[tayaart]

First one to answer right gets a free shitty drawing

[tayaart]

@antifamutantdown what do u want me to draw shittily

[dirhwangdaseul-archived]

This is too much power but I’ll go with a Pikachu trying to murder Winnie the Pooh, and thank you.

[tayaart]

FUCK

[tayaart]

[hustlerose]

tumblr should have a warrior code. like you should have to swear an honor-binding oath when you sign up. 

[hustlerose]

what is warrior cats

[hustlerose]

someone please tell me what warrior cats is

[emiliphant]

(Sees a post having anything to do with Warrior Cats)

12 yo me suddenly taking possession of my body:

[qorsepaw]

imagine if we woke up one day and all modern medicine was replaced with warrior cat herb knowledge

[mason-bees]

“Kill me. Kill me and live with the memory. Then tell the stars that you won.” Is such a metal quote. But it’s from fucking. Warrior Cats.

[akreon]

[weissqueen]

Sun Jing the protective girlfriend being relevant as hell

[tarkatan]

Bluestar: girl what is it

Spottedleaf: 

[justanotherass]

this is a shoutout to a scene in the fic ‘Kaminari’s Declassified Coming Out Survival Guide’, that made me ugly laugh at work today.

[hypervigil]

Watership Down is getting a remake and I’m so excited about it.

[ritwells]

Took me almost 6 hours but here are my 2D renditions of some Watership Down characters aksjdgh

[proteusolm]

“All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a Thousand Enemies, and whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you, digger, listener, runner, prince with the swift warning. Be cunning and full of tricks and your people shall never be destroyed.” ― Richard Adams, Watership Down

[eli-spencer]

“you’re closer to death than i”

[sasukesuchihasss-deactivated202]

*begins breakdancing gently* what’s wrong, son 

[nodaybuttodaytodefygravity]

what the fuck. what does this even mean. who thinks of this shit. why is it so funny. i hate this site.

[davidessman]

earlier this month it was 120 degrees in Australia , but yeah lets continue to mock those trying to save us in the 12 years we have left to slow climate change’s effects. 

What is the worst thing that could happen if we listen to scientists and change our ways, and then it turns out they were lying? 

Slowly dying in a mad max hell world to own the libs I guess. 

[blueelectricangels]

this is literally why scientists stopped calling it “global warming” and started calling it “climate change”

because these dense motherfuckers couldn’t get it through their heads that an increase in the average global temperature is, has, and will lead to an increase in extreme weather events including goddamn polar vortexes.

“Fner ner ner, look at all the snow outside, what of your global warming now?? CHECK AND MATE SCIENTISTS so much for your fancy degrees and decades of research” of fucking course you’re still gonna get a winter you goddamn dingdongs! The Earth still has a fucking axial tilt – there is always going to be a portion of the year that is colder because that’s when you’re further away from the sun! 

(unless you live between the tropic of cancer and the tropic of capricorn, in which case you’re at more or less the same distance from the sun all year, but presumably then you aren’t pointing to snowfall as proof positive that scientists are spearheading a conspiracy to…i don’t even fucking know. reduce emissions? meanspiritedly destroy the fossil fuel industry, which is gentle and blameless and certainly has never been linked to enormous environmental disasters or long-term health concerns or…?)

[jungs-dirty-little-slut-deactiv]

Conservatives will be the fucking death of us

[averyterrible]

*temperature sits at 40 degrees for a month straight in the dead of winter, maybe an inch of snow falls total * well that’s just normal I guess *a cold snap* GUESS WHAT LIBERALS

[bogleech]

Genuinely this specific ignorance is so fucking dense and so fucking infuriating I wish every single person who thought this was a Smart Take would just permanently lose their ability to speak or type forever.

[eamhhair]

Wow I am dense. I thought these were Climate Change Awareness posters illustrating how FAST the ozone layer is going to shit by showing these people freezing before they could even get the warning out.

[bipolaroid]

dinners ready

[lakidaa]

( ._.)./ an explanation: 

The dog has an issue where his esophagus doesn’t work right; it doesn’t get food in there right because it’s all stretched out and stuff. So what dog owners (and cat owners and I guarantee you the cat ones look goofier) do is make a highchair and feed them upright so gravity can be a hero. It’s also really cute. 

The disorder is called Megaesophagus. 

Here is a cat with the same disorder in his eatin’ sock. 

[robotjiji-deactivated20190529]

EATIN’ SOCK

[pluckychicken]

ALWAYS REBLOG THE EATIN’ SOCK

[whitebear-ofthe-watertribe]

EATIN’ SOCK IM CRYING