sleepy

25 | probably exhausted or something

[halondrus]

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

reblog to stick a fruit sticker on a mutuals’ shirt where they can’t see

[atomkind-deactivated20150911]

‘do u have kinks’ yeah like five in my neck

[cheaphalloweencostume]

funniest sound in the world is a cat smacking shit hard as fuck with their little stupid paw

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i saw a cat with an honest to god balled-up fist getting ready to hit someone the other day and it made me laugh so hard i cried

[cheaphalloweencostume]

get their ass little man

[redstonedust]

i think being proud of where you come from is one of those things that becomes fun the more specific you get. like "proud to be english" bad rancid vibes. makes you sound like the kind of person who rants about immigrants. "proud to be from yorkshire" better vibes. i cannot deny the yorkshire cultural heritage. "proud to be from pocklington" absolutely fucking hilarious please never let anybody kill your pocklington pride.

[redstonedust]

i love the USA: weird vibes. dont trust that.

i love muskegon michigan: you are experiencing a kind of personal joy that i can and will not take from you

[negativesanchez]

[miracoll]

[starshipgenius]

They Throw These at me Because I am so Beautiful and a Star.

[kaity--did]

you and your husband have been together for a long long time didn't? How do you guys keep from falling into that like trope (that's not the right word but idk) of married couples who get bored with each other? You seem really happy and I want that too

basically you have to marry a very hot person who is obsessed with you even when you are unhinged

exhibit a

(also your best friend, marry your best friend. Your partner shouldn't be your only friend but they should be your bff)

[reh-hateshumans]

green flag: vampirism

[rocksichord]

i like good things and also bad things

[thelibrarybat]

[freezeframe]

You may be wondering how I got into this situation. That's good. Keep wondering. If you pay close attention to the rest of this movie and employ your critical thinking skills, you may find that the answer unfolds as it goes along. Sometimes it's good not to know yet, and to wonder. Sometimes that's the entire point.

[unfreezeframe]

[lukeofe]

Some of you may not want to hear this, but sometimes autism accommodation means giving that socially awkward person who said something that came off as passive aggressive or uncomfortable the benefit of the doubt. Not everyone is capable of reading social rules and cues effectively, I thought this was autism 101.

[marzipanandminutiae]

you can always ask for clarification or (NICELY) explain how it came off to you, remember!

I have an autistic coworker who used to say really uncomfortable things to museum guests while making small talk. like bringing up active, controversial revolutions in their countries if they were international, and such. finally, after a group of Hawaiian guys got visibly angry when he asked if they were "in the military or just rich" to be able to live there- meant to be a cost of living joke -I said, "hey, personally, I try not to talk politics with guests. sometimes it may upset them and we don't get paid enough to deal with that"

he looked thoughtful and said, "oh, I never considered it that way." turns out he was just a geopolitics nerd and didn't realize people might react emotionally to what he saw as a purely intellectual discussion

he hasn't done it since

[monstrouslysexy]

Would you get rawed by an ancient forest spirit?

○ yes

○ hell yes

○ super hell yes

[coldstonedreamery-deactivated20]

What's wrong with you?

Depends on the day

[kurulover]

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

[kurulover]

[mapleejay]

does anyone else think about how brave all their friends are and get really emotional about it

[mapleejay]

I'm glad everyone is alive rn

[kaity--did]

Any working dog that doesn't have a job will give themselves a job and Boomer is a hound dog and has given himself the job of screaming every time he thinks we're being too rough with Penny

This unfortunately means he screams every time my husband so much as tickles Penny

[kaity--did]

Penny had learned to exploit this but starting to yell "BOOMY HELP ME!" Whenever we start to tell her she has to get around for the day and he will just start screaming

[kosmogrl]

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all