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Swagmaster Cat ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"Great at Checkers"-Ghandi ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"Beautiful Face Symmetry"-Mandela ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"My Only Friend"-Guy Fieri

[lolfactory]

[hotboxintoxins]

​la la la-la-la the bees are waiting

[dasagoo]

iconic

[jasper-rolls]

water. *sound of bottles hitting the desk* hey teens do you waah…freshy? water. water. ng…teens, i love an nice col- okay. hey teens, who stYEAHHHH WATERRRR!!! *griffins feet shuffling as he dabs silently*

[futchgunk]

you: cat got your tongue

me, an intellectual: pussy got your thrussy

[faggottt]

[lilacfarm]

me: cmao (crying my ass off)

[scampthecorgi]

Don’t worry, be happy!

[respectfulmemes]

[vanehwasreal]

missionary? doggy?? um personally i prefer

[rustycorn]

me: thinks about you literally all day

[gaypornstar23-deactivated201506]

[onlytwitterpics]

[rneowth]

you:

me:

[nflstreet-deactivated20180710]

tumblrs demographic: 13-25 year olds

tumblr ads: want a reverse mortgage when you retire? no? how about a whole box of werther’s originals for 25 percent off? check out this nursing home

[liz-cat-meow-deactivated2020011]

[slimetony]

I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so lets go for 12 more just in case

[andmyvape-deactivated20260103]

Randy that’s a coma

[slimetony]

sounds festive

[babybriderag]

[with-practice]