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[may-darling]

I find it absolutely hilarious that after playing the popularised sexy man “James Bond” for what feels like a millennium, Daniel Craig has only now reached tumblr sexy man status by playing a funky southern gay detective with a hubby that bakes sour bread. If this is not the most on brand tumblr thing I don’t know what is

[mixtapetraxx]

Bond girls are out. Blanc girls (underprivileged women who screw over rich assholes with the help of this silly detective) are in.

[redstonedust]

weirdest side effect of the pandemic is how many people i know who get sick and say 'but my covid tests are negative so i should be fine' like you know other illnesses. exist. right.

[dontmakemeturnthisuniversearound]

[skelenova]

so i actually found that meme with shadow telling me to fold my laundry helpful… so here are some others i made to get me to do stuff when i forget.

[huffylemon]

[huffylemon]

Important update

[ruinikaidoexplodedbadly]

[funnytwittertweets]

[the-meme-monarch]

cats know how to lie i know this they’ll like fake injuries to avoid getting in fights with other cats but MY cat Rusty knows how to lie bc he was just sitting on the back of my chair and i have wet hair rn he Loves wet hair. and so he keeps. licking my hair. and every time i turn to look at him he goes to lick his chest. like he’s pretending that licking me was an accident

[the-meme-monarch]

he did not want to sit still for me to take his picture but here he is. he loves wet hair and he loves lying

[bashhowardproductions]

Interview with the vampire is sooo funny because jacob anderson is giving the performance of a lifetime as a black man struggling with identity in the early 1900s through the metaphor of vampirism and sam reid spends all of his screentime prancing around like a cartoon pony on amphetamines and theyre both equally captivating to watch

[herbgerblin]

i jumped out of bed in a cold sweat to make this

id: first image is the tumblr halloween icon, which depicts a skeleton-like ghoul in a spooky red robe. the second image is the same ghoul, now photoshopped to look like they're dabbing. end id

[herbgerblin]

id: tags that read, “make her tpose.” end id.

On it boss

id: image of the same icon, now with the ghoul t-posing. end id.

[piglii]

I think every music player in the world should have this same option that the Umineko in-game soundtrack has btw

[brokenstick]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[cerezasp]

Oh I love how they confidently cheer her up to do it without a constantly “be awared, be careful or you will fall”, no: dad is there for getting her and keep trying safely.

Great work <3

[studioboner]

happy birthday to me i scored the funniest twitter username and im using it for evil

[tboyfox]

good news, it was free on tumblr too :]c

[cloudstation]

my spouse and I watched the mexican episode of great british bake off because we're mexican and we thought it would be funny. the hosts asked if mexico was a real place and none of the contestants had ever heard of pico de gallo. even the judges weren't very knowledgeable about the food they were making. that one lady peeling an avocado like it's a potato. guacamolo. tah-cows.

americans take for granted their proximity to authentic mexican food. look at this bro this could be u

[astraldemise]

i know unicorns are usually silver or lavender with those skinny horse legs built for running but id like to see more unicorns with natural colouration built like tanks like these beasts

[astraldemise]

we need like a scale of unicorn. on one end you have amalthea last unicorn who is the peak of elegant otherworldly unicorns with silver and lavender colours. we need the opposite of that. we need a unicorn who looks like the horse version of a trucker

[astraldemise]

like this

[flowercoasts]

the fact that imogen was 18 when her dreams first started reveals so much about why she was so bitter and angry and lost all her faith in the world. now we know that it wasn’t because imogen didn’t experience her youth and the kindness of it; it’s because she did. and then it was ripped away from her. friends, people she cared about, people she loved - all of them turning on her. she had a community, a life, a job, something of a future built in gelvaan. she worked for someone. she was his apprentice. that was imogen’s whole life planned out (just starting, really) and she had a taste of it before she started dreaming and hearing things she shouldn’t. and then everyone turned their backs on her.