[reallyreallyreallytrying]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

happy 10 years of spiders georg everyone

[actordougjones]

Throwback Thursday: It was 5 years ago when we were celebrating award season for The Shape Of Water, and I got to live my dream of being in an old musical dance number (dressed as an Amphibian Man, of course) with the amazing Sally Hawkins.

[nightfuryqueen]

[brwolf1995]

[weaver-z]

Late 2000s Panic! at the Disco music: Everyone in this parlor is smoking pipes and plotting murder... the man in the top hat put arsenic in your gin...... woooooooahhhh

Modern Panic! at the Disco music: Oohhh my god I'm so fucking famous (rejected Imagine Dragons guitar track with a thousand horns added on top)

[weaver-z]

In honor of the end of P!atD after a long, long last five years: lol. Lmao, even.

[ofide]

what split. it’s just him. did he cut himself in half

[kleefkruid]

Giving this website full of autistics obsessed with ranking and categorising stuff a poll option is like giving rats one of those buttons that makes cocaine

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

[gay-irl]

[funnytwittertweets]

[huffylemon]

[sexygaywizard]

[john-silvers]

When I first met Mr. Gates and he asked me my name, I feared the man I was about to create. I feared that someone born of such dark things would consume me were I not careful. And I was determined only to wear him for a while and then dispose of him when his purpose was complete. And i thought of that story.

[kaijuno]

I hit a pothole (a Michigan pothole so basically a sinkhole) today and my check engine light came on. I don’t have one of those computer plugins to reset the light and I knew it was just a sensor that got knocked so I was just like “well let’s see if this works” and on the way home I swerved and hit the pothole again and the check engine light turned off

[nonlinear-nonsubjective]

[squeakitties]

cast iron bong

[ishouldbuyasword]

and buddy? i'm about to start seasoning

[cryptotheism]

WIZARD COUNCIL NOTICE OF SPELL APPROVAL

Iron Bong

[aforlorngazeintoyesterday-deact]

hey idk who needed to hear this but. being able to push yourself to function through pain does not, in fact, make you able bodied

[aforlorngazeintoyesterday-deact]

if you were able bodied you wouldn’t be in pain at all. btw.

[aforlorngazeintoyesterday-deact]

to be clear it is normal to be sore/have some pain if you’re doing high stress stuff like long runs, exercising, heavy lifting, etc etc. but if you’re in pain because you Walked or Stood Up. that’s not how your body is supposed to work.

[nat-20s]

HUGE shout out to purple for being the only color that has like no losers. Deep purple royal purple bluish purple redish purple pastel purple dusty purple lavender periwinkle violet like. Banger after banger after banger!!

[dont-give-a-fuck-club]

Im too young to be turning the age im turning this year

[gabitzart]

That one Batman meme

Inspired by this video.  “Wipe the floor with this guy”, yeah right lol