The Name of My Loyalty is Gay

Hi I'm Ethan welcome to my garbage pile

[gay--dog]

video game with a flaccid -> boner meter in the ui but the whole game it never changes at all and nothing makes the boner meter go up so youre jusg aware of the protags flaccid penis the whole time for no good reason

[shutyourmoustache]

[elvencantation]

[cal3ris]

is this gonna get me fired you think

[tastylemonbread]

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

[didderd-reblogs]

[merrimentsmight]

U dont understand i had to write the first 70,000 words because if i didnt the sex wouldnt be as perilous or emotionally fraught. Which is the POINT.

[whydousernamesevenexist]

Guys, let's make a sandwich. I'll start:

Bread

[mmmm-daily]

the souls of the innocent

[traaansfem]

The sins of the guilty

[118sexen]

time loop

[quab00]

Guys, let's make a sandwich. I'll start:

Bread

[whydousernamesevenexist]

the souls of the innocent

[daddysclownboy]

The sins of the guilty

[118sexen]

time loop

[simply-a-leaf]

Guys, let's make a sandwich. I'll start:

Bread

[saphi-everything-deactivated202]

the souls of the innocent

[ssnogcb]

The sins of the guilty

[im-an-anthusiast]

time loop

[elizarivers]

Guys, let’s make a sandwich. I’ll start:

Bread

[mrblazeflappybird]

the souls of the innocent

[sleepy-boything-shit]

the sins of the guilty

[118sexen]

time loop

[coelii]

Guys, let’s make a sandwich. I’ll start:

Bread

[gorefudge]

the souls of the innocent

[void-mf]

the sins of the guilty

[118sexen]

time loop

[ash-the-tiefling]

Guys, let’s make a sandwich. I’ll start:

Bread

[shittest-wizard-ever]

the souls of the innocent

[terri-theslime13]

the sins of the guilty

[archaicfirehydrants]

hi im emily whats going on in here

[terri-theslime13]

Sandwich 👍

[homoeroticjunoincident]

THE TIMELOOP HAS BEEN BROKEN EVERYBODY SAY THANK YOU EMILY

[zeemczed]

Mustard

[iwilltrytobereasonable]

Bread

[zeemczed]

[pleasestopthese]

thank you emily good job everyone

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

Tumblr being the "piss on the poor" reading comprehension site makes sense when you realize that 79% of adults in the US are functionally illiterate. Same goes for Twitter and TikTok.

that's a real high number, sport. where'd you get it?

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

hey anon

please tell me you didn't google "US literacy rates" and then make the funniest possible mistake one could make in that situation

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

I will NEVER deactivate. and how DARE you

[creatingblackcharacters]

#Make Racists Scared Again 2026

[creatingblackcharacters]

Share if you want people to know they should be scared to be racist around you 👊🏾

[creatingblackcharacters]

"making them afraid will make them more racist" that's wild to me, because we live in a whole culture of social consequences for antiracism anyway. It is literally safer to be a racist than it is to speak up against it, socially.

Idk about you, but "I'm afraid no one will want to be my friend if I'm a white supremacist" seems like a pretty logical thought process to have, and I wish THAT were the normal and not "I'm afraid my friends will hate me if I tell them they made racist jokes".

[cpericardium]

hey everyone "I" have something to show "you"

[cpericardium]

[cpericardium]

[blazing-butterfly-inactive]

Normally I just ignore yaoi from fandoms I'm not in but when Spirk crosses my dash I always take a moment to appreciate it out of respect for our founding fujoshis

[microsff]

Every morning, the queen asked her magic mirror to show her the most beautiful person in the world.

The mirror replied "To whom?"

"The miller who made the flour for my bread," the queen would say, or "Whoever spun the thread my shawl was made of".

The mirror would show her, and she'd be amazed.

[nullen-void]

The first time, she says "To me," and the mirror dutifully shows her her reflection. And she is pleased.

The second time, she says "To the King," and she is pleased to see herself once more.

The third time, she says "To the Royal Advisor," and is once more satisfied to see herself.

The fourth time, she says "To the scribe who takes the King's letters." She is shown the man's wife. And she seethes, but quiets herself, for it is only right that a man loves his wife.

The fifth time, she says "To the Court Wizard," and is shown the man's departed mother as he remembers her from his youth, radiant and smiling and warm and larger than life.

The tenth time, she says "To the Stable Master," and is shown the fastest horse in the stable, majestic and free as the wind even in captivity

"To the baker," she is shown the man's daughter, young and adorable and full of joy and laughter.

"To the artist who did my portrait," she is shown a painting of a woman done by the man's teacher, who he still looks up to now that he is well established himself.

"To the Royal Knight," she is surprised but not displeased to see the castle's entire guard force in the middle of doing drills.

The one hundredth time she asks the mirror, and it asks her "to whom?" she once again says, "To me." And she does the same the one hundred and second, and again and again and again.

It is a different person each time, and they are all beautiful.

[nicothespy]

happy annabeth chase day to those who celibate

[im-mender]

post: I noticed that in act 1 there's a loaded gun mounted on the wall there. I bet by the end of act 2 it will have been fired

all the replies: you're a fucking idiot

*after act 2*

all the replies: how the fuck did you know that

[im-mender]

okay but we can't know for sure that the loud noise and bright flash offstage—which occurred after the character who was holding the gun exited the stage with it—was a gunshot, because we didn't get to directly see it

[shotofchinaco]

Brian McFadden: Is Google Cooked? (via Daily Kos)

[becherdireinen]

nobody talks about how exhausting it is to live in that space between "things will get better" and "i can't handle this anymore." it's like your emotions are constantly swinging. leaving you both hopeful and defeated in the same day.

[rimonoroni2]

i think we should be talking about the semi-recent advancements in cystic fibrosis treatment like all the time every day. there hasn’t been a drug like this since AZT medications for HIV infection it is truly fucking miraculous and very important

[rimonoroni2]

basically: cystic fibrosis is a genetic disease which makes the mucous a person generates extra sticky. it used to kill people in infancy, then with advancements in medical tech it killed people in young childhood, and until very recently cystic fibrosis patients could expect to live until about thirty years old with consistent painful lung infections and complications.

in 2019 the FDA approved a drug called trikafta (which is really three drugs in one) for cystic fibrosis treatment. what it essentially does is patch up the malfunctioning proteins that cause the extra sticky mucus. trikafta is effective on about 90% of cystic fibrosis patients.

people who had spent their entire lives in and out of hospitals, on and off of ventilators, suffering from pneumonia and sometimes treated through painful procedures like intubation took this drug, got out of bed, coughed up an entire lifetimes worth of mucus out of their lungs over the course of a few hours, breathed clearly for perhaps the first time in their lives, and now go on to live well into their seventies.

like isn’t that insane. isn’t that amazing. doesn’t that give you hope for the future of medical advancements and treatment. fuck. i think about it all the time……

[kittydesade]

There’s a WHAT.

For WHAT.