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perpetually bored and perpetually boring

[ammit420]

*puts myself out there*

*brings myself back*

[thotgamer-deactivated20211030]

[walterwhitemediocrity]

[sailor-freddie-mercury]

also found the funniest paragraph in Toni Colette’s wikipedia page the other night

[dopamine]

She may not have an appendix but she does have the range!!!

[damnukids]

[jackisreallycool]

In life you have 2 choices. U can lean with it or U can rock with it.

[do9]

[brucebocchi]

[toastbutteregg]

im laughing so hard I love this post

[dietjuvederm-deactivated2018112]

hot bitches still use their hands to determine right from left

[the-memedaddy]

[taylortugs]

I felt this on a spiritual level

[bohemian-outfit]

Smash Mouth was right, the years start comin and they don’t stop comin

[sapphicalicebrandon]

bella in her room in the dark at 3am tryna figure out whether that’s her jacket hanging or edward standing VERY still

[dankmemeuniversity]

[iggykoopa666]

[charliekellykingoftherats]

[nyahgust]

straight guys are absurd. i once asked one if they’d kiss a boy for $50,000 and they said no. at that point it’s not even gay it’s just the best option

[it-is-a-perfect-world-and-we-are]

[queerlove]

me: *catches myself being judgmental* me to me: i did not raise u this way

[anshelinasholie]

*takes a free sample twice* i love robbery and fraud