Pizza Places Know Me By Name

[royalharkinian]

[catchymemes]

[k-cakes-baglez-deactivated20240]

This is so funny what

[articulate-anxious-atheist-deac]

At first I thought it was just a really funny guy giving a tutorial for ppl who didn’t know how to run bc the title didn’t say IN PLACE but when the supermarket came up I was like OH WAIT that make WAY more sense

[doncherrycola]

thinking about this again

[joshpeck]

[powerfulwizard]

[immentallydeficient-deactivated]

[immentallydeficient-deactivated]

okay i just realized they meant "fascist" and not atleast 2 other words i can think of that are funnier

[hellzyeahthewebwieldingavenger]

[suspend]

*doesnt understand a post*

*looks at notes and tries to find comments*

[teenagerposts]

*still doesn’t fucking get it*

[apyr-core]

2021 edition

(original)

[bimiserables]

God I hate the internet

Tumblr used to be the safe space for us losers who like Hamilton, Disney and AO3. Why the fuck do you have to come into our space and be asholes to our faces when you can have the rest of the internet to your piece of shit selves. Just leave us be and let us be happy in our little corner.

[thyrell]

but youre not in your little corner you are on my blog adding comments to posts. thats my corner.

[staff]

[estrogenpatchnotes]

What the fuck is wrong with you people

[blelbinems-deactivated20190925]

[habitualshaker]

actually this is the only good thing staff has ever done

[thereddestpotato]

I would like this animation every time I log on

[mysharona1987]

[poop-cop-deactivated20220131]

[everythingfox]

Smart boy

(via)

[l2g-deactivated20240513]

the fact that there are only two numbers between 4 and 7 is so twisted and fucked up im literally going to be sick

[seashellronan]

the girls are learning to count

[idk-my-aesthetic]

Technically there’s an infinite amount of numbers between them but I’m afraid if I try to explain decimals I’ll either lose my gay card or get shot

[snorlaxatives]

why does disney have a “first gay character” every like six months??? am i being gaslit or is this a mandela effect situation what is goin awn 

[on-va--voir]

No because literally……

[obvslybatgrl]

[pangur-and-grim]

please remember that I am a Canadian illustrator and it is fucking bizarre to come to me with medical questions

[arsnof]

Why would you limit yourself to drawing Canadians?

[pangur-and-grim]

everyone else unfollow me I want to be alone with arsnof

[mickeyandmumbles]

Love Love, Peace Peace - How to make a perfect Eurovision Song

[jumpingjacktrash]

“love love peace peace, and a burning fake piano!”

this is the funniest thing i’ve seen all week

[cthonical]

“what is eurovision?” /shows this video

[wintermoth]

ICONIC

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

can i vote for this?

[daughterofscotland]

Found this in one of the youtube comments:

In case someone didn’t post it, here’s all the references! 

 Horns: Ukraine 2004

Drums by topless men: Ireland 2013 

 Grandma on drums: Moldova 2005 

 Old guy with instrument: Azerbaijan 2012 

 Violin: Norway 2009 

 DJ: UK 2006/Greece 2014 

 Stripping: UK 1981 

 Måns’ outfit: Russia 2008 

 Petra’s outfit: Sweden 1999 Ripping shirt: 

Russia 2008 again 

 Songs about love: way too many 

 Songs about Peace: way too many 

 Songs about war: ironically Ukraine 2016 

 “Wind to blow”: Spain 2012 

 “Break the rules of fashion… “: Austria 2014 

 “Smile on the TV camera… “: Sweden 2015 

 Lights: way too many 

 Flags: Sweden 2006 

 Melody structure of the song: S&M 2005 

 Grannies: Russia 2012 

 Hamster wheel: Ukraine 2014 (watch that one) 

 “Pretending we’re in love”: Azerbaijan 2011 

 Key change: way too many songs 

 Snow: Sweden 2012 

 Burning piano: Austria 2015 

 Russian man on skates: Russia 2008 again 

 Girl churning butter: Poland 2014 

 Stump/Fistpump: Sweden 2015 again 

 Lordi: Finland 2006 

 Måns’ dance move: Greece 2009

 Loreen appearing: Sweden 2012 again 

 “Party for everybody”: Russia 2012 again 

 Random Swedish dancers: Sweden 2013 interval act 

 Fire: way too many entries 

 Pyro: way too many entries

[dankkaquarius]

so you’re telling me this isn’t actually an SNL sketch and Lil Nas X really did rip his pants dancing on a stripper pole on live television