this is the wonder that's keeping the stars apart

arti, uk, he/him, queer. 'Making tea is approximately 90% of what I do.' —me, 2017 ao3

[tothechaos]

aw what the hell change my leitmotif to a minor key im not driving

[sheepstiel]

got tested for the sleepytired and it came back positive

[charlesoberonn]

[brickylittle]

oh my god I just realized this is the year people will stop being born and stop aging and stop dying

[catsarehumanstoo]

reaching the point where pictures of food almost make me cry

[catsarehumanstoo]

i was talking about tom yum soup with my friend and i swear in that moment if someone had come to me and offered me a bowl of tom yum in exchange for killing a guy i would have seriously considered it

[catsarehumanstoo]

reaching the point where pictures of food almost make me cry

[sleepy-seal]

im being so serious when i say this but we need to bring back the "my genitals are none of your business" "if gender is whats in my pants then my gender is some loose change" mentality from the late 2010's because too many people on here are openly flirting with exclusionary people who spout enbyphobic rhetoric. stop caring about what people's agabs are you assholes. they literally mean nothing. they're not a zodiac sign or indicative of people's character. you are not wholly pure or wholly evil because of your assigned sex. you're just a person.

[ash-and-art]

"what genitals do you have?" Is sexual harassment regardless if its from a security guard or a chronically online furry

[driftwoodsix]

still living with my parents as an adult is just like. i'm grateful to not have to pay for groceries. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful to have a roof over my head and not have to pay rent. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful to not have to worry about sending out endless job applications that all lead to nowhere. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful i'm grateful i'm so fucking grateful. i have to get out of here

[solarprominence]

I maintain that the best summation of my feminist beliefs are that men and women are not fundamentally different. There are a few quantifiable differences if you average out every woman and every man, but they are not qualitative. And most of them are socially constructed, and would be fixed if we started treating men and women the same. Neither is inherently smarter, neither is inherently kinder, neither is inherently more stoic or stronger or angrier or softer. Everyone is obsessed with the differences between women and men, with finding them and creating them and distancing themselves from the "other half". It's fucked up

[mamawasatesttube]

the twinkies ads featuring batman in bronze age superman comics have enabled me to create a really fantastic image. does anyone want to see my really awesome image

[mamawasatesttube]

[bbg100]

You don't like my domestic au? But I lobotomized the characters just for you :( isn't it so nice now that everyone's happy? They all talk and forgive each other 😊 they're getting married, you know. They're pregnant, you know. Time skip soon! Two beautiful kids. After they have them they will put aside all their passions. Maybe they will never go back to the coffee shop 🤭or university 😜. Maybe they will stay at home with their children. I made this world just for you. Isn't it domestic? Isn't it perfect? Look at how everyone smiles! I am smiling :) are you?

[catsarehumanstoo]

the nurses love me for my stoicism in the face of needles and ability to stay very very still

[redandbluebracket]

[beardedmrbean]

[agam-shel-barvadim]

this post was written by Microsoft Excel

[nedlittle]

vehicular manslaughter chappell roan be like you can hit a hundred boys with cars

[nevermind-stop-forever]

entomologist chappell roan be like you can keep a hundred bugs in jars

[voidthescribe]

nasa scientist chappell roan be like you can put a hundred probes on mars

[handwrittenhello]

rapper chappell roan be like you can spit a hundred fire bars

[queerpontmercy]

astronomer chappell roan like you can spot a hundred white dwarf stars

[manuciruja]

me: mmm this thing this person said rubs me the wrong way, but they probably didn't mean it like that, I'm just overreacting, there's no need to block them or respond

the beloved mutual: just blocked someone for liking the colour blue ✌️

[neosatsuma]

truly "the next pdf struggles to be born" is my favorite sentence of 2026 but the layers required for anybody normal to understand it.... utterly tragic