lawful tired

totally buggin since '00. libra ♎️

[threewayradio-deactivated202005]

Why would you fuck Adam sandler

it was on my bucket list 

[bee-enthusiast]

Does the ‘was’ entail you already have?

[threewayradio-deactivated202005]

yes

[afloweroutofstone]

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I have searched everywhere for this I almost thought I hallucinated it

[jumex]

hello….

[dankmemeuniversity]

[roxilalonde-deactivated20251105]

power move: put the fbi agent watching you through a series of endurance tests. stay awake for 72 hours. put obscene images over your webcam. chew gum really loudly next to your mic. they may have wiretaps but by god they won’t have peace

[kiriska]

I love this stupid animal.

[honigimohr]

i remember way too many small details about people so i have to act dumb sometimes so i don’t freak them out

[sonsyejin-deactivated20210429]

ADDAMS FAMILY VALUES (1993) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

[adzolotl]

you call it “really bad at darts”, I call it freestyle acupuncture

[sailor--spoon]

Sir I’m going to have to ask you to leave the bar

[arcadetheatre]

What if life had loading screens.

You walk into Walmart, and it’s just like

[killjoyfag]

the script: what am i supposed to do when the best part of me was always you and what am i supposed to say when i’m all choked up and you’re okay

me, age nine:

[amorverde]

i am both the concerned mother and idiot baby of the friend group like i will hound everyone for not wearing jackets in the cold and i’ll keep snacks 4 ppl in my bag but they have 2 stop me from trying 2 chug an entire bottle of cîroc 

[emmersdrawberry]

chaotic neutral mom friend

[dankmemeuniversity]

[bitchvirgo]

this…this is what i get angry and rant about when im super drunk

[antiandrogen]

The red lighting really makes this

[bitchvirgo]

thank u lighting design is my passion

[mitski-miyawakis]

Captions:

A girl in the backseat of a car is drunkenly ranting. The lighting is unintentionally dramatic and dim with a red hue.

Girl in the backseat: ASK someone who has been in musical theatre since I was like, eight FUCKING years old! I can go ahead and tell you, that TROY and GABRIELLA can go to FUCKING HELL with their acoustic-ass BULLSHIT versions beCAUSE! …Sharpay and Ryan deserved those parts.

The person videoing: You’re damn right!

Girl in the backseat, still continuing: They TRIED! They SANG! They DANCED! Troy and Gabriella can ROT!

The person videoing: [laughs as she zooms in dramatically on her friend’s genuinely angry face]

[lindsaychrist]

me at my psychiatrists appointment lying about everything so i continue to make absolutely no progress

[tittypasta]

Why is this me

[mixedican-deactivated20190330]

james charles is just twink ted cruz

[mixedican-deactivated20190330]

sorry this is really vague but my proof:

[anxietyproblem]

[syntacked]

[blchsh]

me, flirtin: we should go antique shopping