* But nobody came.

Hi! Cats are my weakness.

[cat-memes-only]

[offensivememes4u]

Get you a cat who can do both

[aro-acethetic]

Arospike + pansexual + cats for the anon!!!

Keep reading

[lavagoth]

[gabrielmorrison]

Liking a villain character is cool but it also sucks ass cause there’s always ppl that are like ‘aw no precious baby did nothing wrong UWUWUUWUW’ like no asshole they’re bad that’s why I love them leave me alone

[queer-ace-deactivated20180411]

this trick for your computer is incredible!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[ostonaut]

GNARGNENRHGHEGRHHRNRHGHNNDGDHGRHNRRHRHRGHDDNDHGRHRNRNDHGHDNDHRDNDRGGRNDDHRGRHNDDHRGHDNDRGRBD

[jerryterry]

[clowncare]

when u used to be an overachiever but now ur barely running on enough energy to function and u dont know how to cope

[snergle]

[byeyallimmovingblogs-deactivate]

Samurai Jack HC’s

Jack is aro-ace he’s only in love with his sword

I bet someone has sneezed before and it sounded a lot like they said Aku and Jack freaked out and was ready to fight on the spot

Aku gets manicures and thats why his fingers are so pointy

During Christmas time everyone think’s its celebrating the birth of Aku instead of the birth of Jesus, because Aku has the same color scheme as Christmas (Red, Green, White) and everyone calls it Akustmas instead of Christmas (and for Hanukkah they have a Menorah made to look like Aku, each of his antlers being a place for a candle)

Jack feels like an old grandpa and is very confused about all the “””doodads””” the kids are using these days

Jack has called 911 by accident thinking it would help him find a time portal home, because it’s an emergency

Jack rips off his shirt in battle just to be extra and he loves it

When Ashi and her sisters were kids they would all play hide and seek as often as they could 

Ashi’s favorite color is red (because it makes her think of lady bugs)

Jack’s favorite color is light blue (because it makes him think of the sky)

Scaramouche is gay and ready for a robot boyfriend

The baby Jack rescued in “Jack and the Baby” grew up to be a warrior just like Jack but doesn’t remember Jack that well. The only thing he remember’s is Jack’s glare in the reflection of his sword

Jack is always tired but the nature around him wakes him up

[danidery]

thanks for this @biromanticmabel

bonus 

[catwithbenefits]

it’s TMI TUESDAY

tuck me in tuesday

[catspeare]

An educated person: "it's unhealthy to eat past 9 pm."

Me, eating Lucky Charms at 3 am: "Oh man, good thing time is an illusion"

[tangletots]

[misterhippity]

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.

So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

[oeste-archived]

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled

so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

[fennwox]

I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.

Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

[sharkchunks]

I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.

Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?

[spr0utcity]

reblog if you’re def the kind of person who

says “cool beans”

does finger guns

says “coolio”

“my guy”

“my dude”

ironically said “get rekt scrub” and now can’t stop

“ayyeee” 

makes a lot of weird faces

[plasmalogical]

lets start wearing cloaks and swords again. its time

[cutepetclub]