ibs warrior💪🏻

anna | 99% sass 1% ass

[caffstrink]

You could go anywhere in the world, but you'll never find someone who loves you as much as i do

Or alternatively when the doomed toxic yuri got timeloop in it

[cleardsi]

🚬 just another day ... 🌫️

[emilylovescookies]

it’s higurashi season

[memorycycle]

ant queen: iam so dehydrated and full of eggs can smebody get me a class of water.... ogf

the HUD in the corner of her vision at all times: larva3847 has begun to pupate! 😯 larva3848 has begun to pupate! 😯 antwarrior234579 has died in battle! 😨 antwarrior225680 has died in battle! 😨 antwarrior234236 has died in battle! 😨 larva3849 has begun to pupate! 😯

[gooeykit]

you would make this post

[memorycycle]

antwarrior214267 has been deployed! 😈 antwarrior214268 has been deployed! 😈 antwarrior214269 has been deployed! 😈 antwarrior214270 has been deployed! 😈 antwarrior214271 has been deployed! 😈 antwarrior214272 has been deployed! 😈 antwarrior214273 has been deployed! 😈 antwarrior214274 has been deployed! 😈 antwarrior214275 has been deployed! 😈 antwarrior214276 has been deployed! 😈 antwarrior214277 has been deployed! 😈 antwarrior214278 has been deployed! 😈 antwarrior214279 has been deployed! 😈 antwarrior214280 has been deployed! 😈 antwarrior214281 has been deployed! 😈 antwarrior214282 has been deployed! 😈 GREATERANTWARRIOR425 has been deployed! 😈 antwarrior214283 has been deployed! 😈 antwarrior214284 has been deployed! 😈 antwarrior214285 has been deployed! 😈 antwarrior214286 has been deployed! 😈 antwarrior214287 has been deployed! 😈 antwarrior214288 has been deployed! 😈 GREATERANTWARRIOR426 has been deployed! 😈 antwarrior214289 has been deployed! 😈 antwarrior214290 has been deployed! 😈 antwarrior214291 has been deployed! 😈 antwarrior214292 has been deployed! 😈 antwarrior214293 has been deployed! 😈 antwarrior214294 has been deployed! 😈 antwarrior214295 has been deployed! 😈 antwarrior214296 has been deployed! 😈 antwarrior214297 has been deployed! 😈 antwarrior214298 has been deployed! 😈 antwarrior214299 has been deployed! 😈 antwarrior214300 has been deployed! 😈 antwarrior214301 has been deployed! 😈 antwarrior214302 has been deployed! 😈 antwarrior214303 has been deployed! 😈 antwarrior214304 has been deployed! 😈

[adurot]

I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.

[adurot]

I have never heard of this band. I AM in fact referring to the animal.

[adurot]

But wait, there’s more!

[elvensilk]

but you know what IS a goat? a musk ox

[whalesharkpasta]

WHAT

[fadedlovemp3]

the only way out is through the only way out is through the only way out is through the only way out is through the only way out is through the only way out is through the only way out is through the only way out is through the only way out is through the only way out is through the only way out is through the only way out is through the only

[at-the-end-of-all]

has anyone done this yet idk?

[drtanner]

[cervicrazed]

Oh, you're a psychology major?

Name every psycho.

[thatsmimi]

[ID: tags from tumblr user @farefal that counts from mob 1 all the way to mob 100, followed by the tag "american". /end ID]

[buddwyer]

it's so funny when it affects you long-term

[retroactivebakeries]

lmao it's irrevocable

[buddwyer]

😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[soothifying-sounds-asmr]

GWAH! by lokitheraven

[deanwinchesterapologist]

You can make a post that's like "I'm cooking peppers tonight" and somebody on here will reblog it like #cooking #peppers #bell peppers #cuisine #dinner

[musashi]

wghatever the fuck this genre of tweet is i cant fucking stop saying mein scheiss Hund as a vocal stim

[mystic-lilac]

As someone who knows a fair amount of German I’m trying to translate these tweets myself and Scheiß can also be used for fuck as well as shit so it can also be “my fucking dog Tank of Peace is drifting 200 nautical miles off the Colombian coast” is a whole new level of funny too me

[corruptimles]

MikuAllWeeku - Miku Goes Turbo, complete! We beat the video game! I know which one had the most responses but I'd still love to hear if you had a favourite :) See you next year! 💚🎵

Extras under cut:

secret extra note: I keep forgetting Miku is not as green as I draw her. Sand Planet has had an unrecoverable impact to me

[partingglances1986]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[goodnighthorses]

I’m so mad TikTok the app shares its name with Ke$ha’s 2009 hit TiK ToK. Undeserving. Nauseating

[horseimagebarn]

horse standing in some type of stable looking back at the camera with a pleasant expression the horses hair has been styled and cut in a way to mimic the character applejack from the animated television show my little pony friendship is magic it even wears a hat similar to that of the character this horse is practicing the art of cosplay and doing a great job of it