... something good

sesha. 18, enfj, sagittarius, sapphic, witchy, ravenclaw. is a) fascinated by nightcrawler, b) will kill for cake, c) wants to hug newt scamander. i do not love you, i am incapable.

[thebootydiaries]

düüde what the fääck she can’t do that to you this is your space this is your ärëä

[emmacharlottewatson]

NATALIA DYER // photoshoots

[unclefather]

Thank god

[bemusedlybespectacled]

fucking christ I am sobbing

“If the men find out we can shapeshift, they’re going to tell the church!“

[pyreo]

i didnt learn anything about contouring but that’s okay

[sailorslowbro]

Stranger Things s3 prediction:

The Monster™: *physically shows up*

Joyce Byers:

[mrwilliewonka]

[melindasordinos]

[♥]

[catsucculent]

old person: i need you to go to this place

me: ok just give me the name of the place or the address and i can find it no problem

old person: you go down the road for exactly 9 intersections and turn left

me: the address

old person: you're gonna go down that road for about the length of six football fields until you come to a grey building, turn there

me: the address

old person: that'll take you into the woods, you're gonna want to take a turn at every elm tree you see-- i trust you know how to identify elms

me: address

old person: by then you will have reached the gnome encampment, their chief will give you a lantern that will help you on your quest, but only after you help him find his magic beans,

[catsucculent]

tony: guys look i trained him

tony: peter, wanna hear a joke about sodium?

peter: Na

tony: well how about potassium?

peter: K... get it?? like the element symbols?

steve: [being choked by thanos] i don't see how this is helpful right now

tony: he doesn't get it pete

[victorianhooker]

[tossingtelevisions]

Bitch WHAT THE FUCK

[theradicalace]

what the FUCK

[emiria]

???!!!!??

[rexpinn-deactivated20190705]

Yo, this guy sold his soul for this or something holy fuck

[exomoon]

i feel like i just watched something forbidden for mortal eyes

[goldnpoc]

I’m the black lady in the audience LIKE DAMN OKAY

[captainkirk94-deactivated201903]

So….do i go to church tommorrow or stay in?

[advanced-procrastination]

MAGIC TRICKS ARE SIMPLY SLEIGHT OF HAND, USING REDIRECTION TO TAKE YOUR FOCUS OFF THE THING THEYRE MANIPULATING. THAT IS NOT THIS. IT SEEMS LIKE IT AT FIRST BUT THEN HE STARTS DOING THIS SHIT IN PLAIN SIGHT, AND LETTING US ACTUALLY SEE THE SHIT TRANSFORMING AND CHANGING PLACES. THIS ISN’T SLEIGHT OF HAND.

THIS ISN’T A MAGIC TRICK. ITS JUST FUCKING MAGIC.

[quousque]

???? what??? the fuck???????

[deepfriedfuckpotato-deactivated]

“Oh, I think I see the moments there where the actual transfer is happening, but he’s really good at it,” I thought at first. 

Promptly followed by, “Wait what the fuck what the FUCK”

[spocksplum]

Mmm bruh this guy needs to be arrested by wizard police for violation of the statute of secrecy

[glumshoe]

A reminder that turning in assignments for partial credit is better than not turning them in at all. It is. Even if you think you’ve done a bad job and are ashamed of your work, or it’s way overdue, you take whatever you can get. Partial credit dramatically improves your grade over a zero, and I’m always astounded by how often even the smartest kids don’t really comprehend that. 60% is worlds better than 0%. Even 10% is going to help you. Letter grades are misleading and are not created equal. “F"s are mathematically valuable. Turn that late assignment in.

[pumkinet-deactivated20171025]

ooooo he done goofed

[cardansgreenbriars-deactivated2]

happy spidey (◠﹏◠✿)

[avengers-sweethearts]

HES SO ADORABLE I CANT

[tkyle]

Peppa Pig is not here for your lying ass, Susie Sheep.

[randomleighcool-deactivated2017]

BITCH!!! 😂😂😂😂

[its-a-different-world]

THIS IS IN MY TOP 10 FAVORITE CARTOON SCENES BECAUSE SHE GOT SO FREAKIN MAD, LIKE, SHE STRAIGHT SPAZZED MY GIRL SNAPPED AND BARELY SAID A WORD. PISSED.

[lowernorfair-deactivated2022011]

time for a little controversy....

[catsucculent]

tom riddle: dear diary

tom riddle: my teen angst bullshit now has a body count