bitey cat. longs for blood

isla - she/her - horror enthusiast, space pirate enjoyer, occasional writer - loyal follower of my favourite child and our one true saviour Waluijesus - I am just here to vibe

[nazhrim]

We can put a man on the moon but we cant invent a catfood sachet that doesnt flick Gross Juice onto your fingers when you tear it open

[destiel-news-channel]

[Image ID: The Destiel confession meme edited so that Dean answers 'JK Rowling posted upskirt photos of a woman on Twitter' to Cas 'I love you'. /End ID]

No one doing this should be allowed to call themselves a feminist.

JK Rowling deadnamed and posted 'upskirt' photo of trans woman on X

The wealthy author escalated a social media spat that resulted in posting a photo from a 2023 event at the Institute of Economic Affairs in

[solarishashernoseinabook]

Let's not beat around the bush: Children's author JK Rowling sexually harassed a woman. In some jurisdictions, this would count as sexual abuse. JK Rowling has committed a sex crime against a woman and fell back on the old rape apologist standby of "she was asking for it".

I hope your nostalgia is worth it

[crittaslink]

achieving immortality because every time the grim reaper shows up and tries to get me I'm like "hehe nooo stoooop ^_^ omg stopuuuuh" until it's sick of me

[normystical]

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

[emcapi]

good evening everyone i am here to inform you about the single funniest fucking piece of fishing gear in existence

it is called a fish fighting belt/harness.

BEHOLD.

anyways i discovered this was a thing and laughed my ass off for like 5 minutes straight. you're welcome.

[phaeton-flier]

Bear religion probably fucking rocks. You're a fucking bear, you're the deadliest thing on earth, once a year an endless supply of salmon just flings itself up the river to gorge on and then you nap for 3 months.

[silvaurum]

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

[thymehaspassed]

[threedollarsdotcom]

they invented like 1000000 foods by doing some bullshit to milk

[crimsolyn]

I think the purest form of love is just wanting someone to notice life with you. "taste this. look at that. hear this song." again and again. until you can't imagine noticing life without them.

[snapdragon-rawrz]

so this is basically hwo it is

[ahomeboylives]

i love music. hope to eat it someday

[deadinparadice]

Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. TUMBLR RULE. When you see it, REBLOG IT.

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[loverartists]

This is extremely useful.

[the-muppet-joker]

They raised me in the Circus

Before I was a Noun

My mother was my Father

My father was a Clown

He wore a pretty Costume

And danced in purple Smoke

My father was my Mother

But only as a Joke

He taught me Shattered Mirrors

And Painting Your Grotesque

And how to Laughing With Them

At Aching In Your Chest

I cannot be a person

Just Schadenfreude Fodder

I long to be my mother's son

But I'm my Father's Daughter

[the-muppet-joker]

croaker turn on the tv any channel

HE WAS THERE HE WAS AT THE WORLD CUP.MY PRINCE

[stealingyourteeth]

something something icarus laughed as he fell something something jonny laughed for the first time in a millennia after being stabbed clean through the heart. Or something

[catthatbites]

I think we should start using the adverb "platonic" in the same way we do romantic

Like how someone says it was so romantic of their partner to do something nice/special for them, thinking it was so sweet that they made the type of attraction they feel for that other person into a whole other word to describe the gesture.

I feel it would inject a lot more joy into the world