you can run away with me any time you want 🕷️

i really really really really really really really really really like jhariah this is not a party. get off the dance floor pfp picture by @humanpersonfr DO NOT ASK FOR DONATIONS

[stealingyourteeth]

(last updated: January 10th, 2026)

“ This is not the end of the growing season . . . “

💥 • kaz/sylas/ulysses

☁︎ • he/any

★ • definitely bisexual but I don’t have time to worry about that

🌀 • evil minor full of despair

“ Though it is the end of the bloom . “

→ INTERESTS ! ✨

Camp Here & There, Jhariah, Cricket!, The Mechanisms, Jessica Law, The Crane Wives, Hadestown, Joey Valence & Brae, The Lunar Chronicles, Renegades Trilogy, The Spirit Bares It’s Teeth, Keeper of the Lost Cities, Hermitcraft (season 8 specifically), the Life Series, Smile Grove, Yaelokre, Miracle Musical, Sparkbird, etc!! (subject to change!)

→ BEFORE YOU INTERACT ! ✨

I am extremely passionate about my interests and do tend to rant unprompted. Apologies for that. Please do not make fun of my interests unless I know you personally and know it is being done in a joking manner.

→ DO NOT INTERACT ! ✨

basic dni, tcc weirdos and anyone involved in that space, elijah x sydney shippers, and idk ive been known to block hadestown haters so that too

→ MY TAGS ! (subject to change)

architect arts, architect answers

MY CARRD

[stealingyourteeth]

Somebody Might Be Returning

[stealingyourteeth]

this was about oomf that really wasn’t clear was it

[maidslime]

mom's minion memes for real justice

i posted these originally like 9 or 10 years ago or something but I can't find them anywhere, so now you get retortured.

[crabanarchy]

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

[crabanarchy]

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

[scoes]

(no drinks in) who wants me

[scoes]

(no drinks in) who wants me

[scoes]

(no drinks in) who wants me

[gunpowdertimsleftgun]

kill them with kindness? WRONG!! Y'AI NG'NGAH YOG'SOTHOTH HA'I L'GEB F'AI THRODOG UAHH 🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈

[sneefsnorf]

im gods weakest faggot

[crabussy]

i’m gods strongest tranny let’s team up. what if we called ourselves team rocket

[cedar-scars]

im gods most literate cat can i join

[the-problematic-trolley]

I’m a straight up mob boss with a lioness for a pet, you’re all hired.

[pinkfire-chacarera]

my yellow rat and I find this really offensive and problematic

[gg-is-a-loser]

wobbuffet

[probuccalfat]

people will describe their incredibly nebulous sexuality to you that they’ve never been able to define and the whole time you’re thinking that sounds like bisexuality brother

[daysleftofsecondterm]

Well maybe it sounds like bisexuality to YOU, but how does it feel to THEM? Clinical definitions are fine to pass the time, but if someone tells you their sexuality is nebulous, then it is.

[assignedmale]

[thenamesgraymydudes]

o7

[ororium-z]

Happy Pride!

[rootbeergoddess]

Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions

[thesaltofcarthage]

I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.

[thevampirecrow]

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

[omtai]

Does anyone care if the boulder is happy does anyone imagine the boulder to be happy? Or is everything about that other guy

[stealingyourteeth]

Somebody Might Be Returning

[stealingyourteeth]

new pfp #HiGuys

[rika-mortis]

Life is beach