[catbreon-draws]

I’m p

Yes I’m

Yes hmmms ow

Eh

Tnhk

[catbreon-draws]

Tumblr wouldn’t let me upload the video but I let the mice write a tumblr post for me and this is the result :^)

[ohfuck-abastard-deactivated2023]

i thought that was just. a regular tumblr post and accepted it

[frogingly]

[submech]

the rats have unionized 

[succulentbud]

[helloitsbees]

me: *shaves legs* hehhee i am slippry like dolphin

my brain:

me:..............slippry like dolphin

[kiwipeel]

why they gotta play abba in grocery stores………………. what kind of cruel torment is that…………. you can’t just put me, a gay, in a public area where literally every single human has to visit … and play voulez-vous.. what am i meant to do?? NOT go berserk?? NOT give in to the most primal desires to dance and sing etched into my gay ass bones?? YOU EXPECT ME to sit here and browse tinned peaches with fucking ABBA playing through shitty tinny ass public speakers?? 

[glumshoe]

worst sci-fi costumes

go

[glumshoe]

Sean Connery in Zardoz

[pattern-53-enfield]

kyle maclachlan’s nip windows in Dune

[biff-donderglutes]

im gonna kill both you guys these fuck hard

[lesbianshepard]

my aesthetic is hp lovecraft but with the racism replaced by horniness 

[naryrising]

I know this is you, Guillermo del Toro.

[pousseyluv]

[bunkey]

this is my spiderverse spidersona “stupid thick peter” who was bit by a radioactive thot and killed venom by clapping his asscheeks so hard that the soundwave dematerialized him

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

911 hey i hate to be “that guy” but i glued myself to the ceiling again

[razzlleberry]

I just took this quiz to find out what Shakespeare archetype i am

I got “The girl who’s always disguising herself as a boy for some reason” and im LAUGHING so hard it’s so real

[datewithanarsonist]

This test is so damn good

Moooooooood

[tittydicktea]

correct

[violettesiren]

Am I waking, am I sleeping? As the first faint dawn comes creeping Thro’ the pane, I am aware Of an unseen presence hovering, Round, above, in the dusky air: A downy bird, with an odorous wing, That fans my forehead, and sheds perfume, As sweet as love, as soft as death, Drowsy-slow through the summer-gloom. My heart in some dream-rapture saith, It is she. Half in a swoon, I spread my arms in slow delight.— O prolong, prolong the night, For the nights are short in June!

Borderland by Amy Levy

[adrasteiax]

“From childhood’s hour I have not been As others were—I have not seen As others saw—I could not bring My passions from a common spring— From the same source I have not taken My sorrow—I could not awaken My heart to joy at the same tone— And all I lov’d—I lov’d alone—”

— Edgar Allan Poe, from Alone

[berniesandersdms]

[jvlianbashir]

my new favorite hobby is looking at fucked up easter lamb cakes.

[isoren245]

those were supposed to be lambs?

I thought these were all misshapen dogs

[lollen96]

These are only ever beaten by the terrible attempts at hedgehog cakes that I so often google to feel better about my baking ability.

[revolutionarykoolaid]

cursed

[insanitysqueen]

WHY do they think TEETH will save it?

[biitumen]

I’m cry laughing in bed at 3:07 am trying not to wake my husband

[thebootydiaries]

[chloroscythe]

in my head theres a little mouse wearing a little apron and she makes all my emotions

[bishounen-curious-deactivated20]

she needs to read a fuckin recipe this bitch is just making a MESS