we were happy just to be alive

I guess call me Eggz?? | they/he/she | 21 | quotes lady gaga at you. with purpose | all my optimism is kept for real life so not here tbh | ישראבלר - @shiur-lo-chashuv

[shy-veil]

My Chemical Romance - The Jetset Life is Gonna Kill You / T.S. Eliot - The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

I’m in the woods placing cardboard cutouts of morels in the leaf litter to trick and bamboozle people

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

I’m about to ruin someone’s whole life

[elodieunderglass]

Scamp

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

tee hee hee hee hee

[yuzupool]

gnome ass prank

[nicdevera]

arthur conan doyle: the fairies are at it again

[gremlininho]

let me. innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[empress-runner]

I love you Bamf but that was just dumb

[vintage-tigre]

Visit One Earth to learn more

[butchfaith]

how it feels to become an active participant in your own life

[gaystation4]

[clubpenguinkiller]

cats always step precisely on your most sensitive areas when theyre crawling on you lovingly for cuddles. bladder dick ovaries boobs stomach bruise it doesnt matter. they have homing devices on their paws for the exact area you’re most tender at the moment and they put their full weight into that step. and sometimes they might keep their stance midstride so theyre just standing there forever forcing you to endure the pain. because they are simply too cute to get mad at

[elainiisms]

i hate ur boyfriend moodboard

[elainiisms]

more because i'm very serious about this

[elainiisms]

part three because this man is still not gone yet

[elainiisms]

in case you thought i was done

[elainiisms]

sorry. im back.

[elainiisms]

some more ❤️ always happy to spread man hate

[toroidalearthtruther]

"less is more" is a lie perpetuated by big small to sell more less

[scrambled-eggsed]

Every night i clean my cats litter box and he comes and watches and every night i tell him david youre not gonna believe this someone took a shit here and davids watching calmly like yeah barbaric

[ursiday]

Earth

[rootlessmargarita]

[escapedaudios]

When I was a little boy, girls used to just do random cartwheels for no reason. Then one day, they stopped. Now that I am a man, no women randomly do cartwheels. This is because society is evil and killed the cartwheel impulse in their soul. They don't even spin horizontally anymore. It's fucked up.

[iorweth]

babes I promise larping as a gentile won’t save you in the end

[oldpaintings]

Fairies, c.1840 by Francis Danby (Irish, 1793--1861)

[ganymedesrocks]

Francis Danby ARA (1793 – 1861) was an Irish painter of the Romantic era.

[hasdrubal-gisco]

Stealing this from twitter but I liked the concept: put in the tags where were your 8 great-grandparents from (given modern borders) ?