the first to issue an admission of my bad behavior

Late 20s // They/Them

[starrose17]

All it takes is a smile...

For the Astrophathers out there :D

[abstractofamomentofmylife]

Nah they were fucking

[wolfliet]

can’t spell erotic without rot #myrot

[magpie-trove]

“Do it afraid” I do everything that way! I’d like to do it normal for once thanks!

[daisychase]

BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER // 7.12 "Potential"

[filmtvtoday]

It's like describing a dog to someone who's never seen a dog. And then asking them to draw it.

BACKROOMS 2026 — dir. Kane Parsons

[adonischildsupportcase]

[buffysummers]

Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997-2003)

[podcastwizard]

I’ve spent the past month spending so much time with friends and family and creating art and meeting new people and trying new things and it’s all been phenomenal except the one ☝️ downside that I’m not nearly as funny on Tumblr anymore

[podcastwizard]

[lesphian]

things dan howell is too anxious to do:

admit to the dentist that he forgot his appointment

talk to someone he went to school with (will hide in the narrow crack behind a photo booth until they’re gone)

tell a child he can’t buy an axe

things dan howell is apparently perfectly capable of

shushing people in the theater

blowing bubbles on an airplane

taking out all the batteries from his in-laws’ clocks

[probuccalfat]

i’m not horny at the moment so everyone else’s horniness is disgusting me like get help for real

[probuccalfat]

i’m horny again so everyone get nasty and get freaky

[milf--adjacent]

Let the historical record show that Mr. Beast was entirely ignorable if you were just like doing literally anything else. I've been on youtube as long as it's been around and I've never been recommended a video by him. I see him in passing as a meme. I thought he was a made up joke, a caricature of bad youtuber content miners until someone I trust confirmed his existence to me in late 2025.

[nietzscheantrout]

hannibal | 1.04 oeuf

[hiitspussyhands]

As a Daniel enjoyer, can I just say, the racism is the point. The ableism is the point, the bag on her head as she cried, the student used aggressively, the estranged daughters. This is a boomer monster. Remember how he lectured Lestat's head on having carved out a path for himself? That's boomer talk. You dislike him by design, because he is a bad person and I'd never seen a so thoroughly boomer evil on tv, it's very interesting and timely, you just gotta understand that it's not a blind spot in the writing, it's intentional. Just like it's intentional that Armand torture Louis, and the shockingly evil ugliness of that. The ugliness of incest, of murder, nothing is sanitized.

They're wealthy predators, the discomfort is the point.

[kaizsche]

The sun sets, and she appears.

[buffysummers]

Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997-2003)

[klapollo]

almost seven years deep into the 2020s this feels less like a retrospective evaluation and more like a prophetic vision

[pillowspace]

There are many people who don’t share this sentiment, but I have an appreciation for when a fanfic is so separated from canon that it could’ve easily been its own original novel, and yet the author was only ever going to put that much energy into it if their favourite characters got to be there

[pillowspace]

I think there’s a difference between “the author stripped the media of everything it had to replace it with something easy” and “the author thought up a concept they really really like and are bestowing it upon the character like a medal”