No life at all in the house of dolls

mathilda, she/her pronouns, this is a personal blog

[causeimazombie]

john claiming he never knew sherlock’s birthday as if he didn’t just recently spend two full years crying in front of a literal piece of stone with sherlock’s dob carved into it

[causeimazombie]

just popping in to let you know that i'm alright. i was very close to yesterday's presumed terrorist attack in stockholm but i managed to get home safe after being stuck in a stockholm suburb, that i walked to, for a few hours

[shitpostgenerator]

do aliens eat ass

[witch3079-deactivated20180610]

[amillionmadmusings]

So I don’t normally post my videos onto Tumblr but….I feel like some people would appreciate this one… 

[fidefortitude-deactivated202011]

yo, losers, my friend did a handy dandy makeup tutorial that certainly doesn’t call out queerbaiting practices within sherlock and the bbc, and you should definitely watch it because it definitely won’t call out queerbaiting practices within sherlock and the bbc oh goodness no

[roseofithaca]

Daaaamn, throw that shade! ^_^

[atikiology]

PLEASE WATCH THIS

[sonboyadam]

Isak rolling his eyes at other people vs Isak rolling his eyes at Even and smiling

[moriarty]

nice date idea: give me canon johnlock and then stab me in the gut 

[episodeixs]

Is it that guy from Vilde’s revue group?

[eliottdemauries]

bringing this gem back while i’m waiting for the next one

[prufrocks-deactivated20170410]

someone: *says something incorrect about my special interest around me* me: do you realize who i am

[causeimazombie]

i keep getting thrown out from tumblr so that's fun

[t0m455]

Me as a doctor

[causeimazombie]

my mum apparently had been to a gerda wegener exhibition and was very impressed so that was cute

[noorasaetregifs]

[minddpalaces]

[bisexualr2d2]

SMALL TALK TIP FOR PEOPLE WHO HATE SMALL TALK: Ask people if they have any pets. This is light and impersonal enough to offend no one. People who have pets are usually pretty excited to talk about them and show off pictures, so there’s a good chance that you will be looking at kitties and doggos. People who don’t have pets will usually talk about the pets they wish they had, or have had in the past. People who neither have nor want pets are pretty rare.

[sadiie]

It’s a neutral topic to talk about but be prepared for the weirdest shit. I once spent an hour listening to a financial manager who kept tropical velvet earthworms

[eggogorgon]

Finn is such a meme, I love him

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