damn fine coffee

fuck off 25/nonbinary/angry

[toytheatre]

some well-dressed cats by ami Yoshie OHKUBO

[muffyblogs]

Do you ever cycle through the same 4 apps on your phone over and over again and feel like a tiger pacing its cage at the zoo

[teratomarty]

If you’re doing this, it is because you, like the tiger, need enrichment and variety in your life. May I suggest cramming just a whole bunch of raw hamburger into a pumpkin and rolling it around your enclosure?

[fv6]

[kissaubasard-deactivated2019032]

Mutuals do this

[hotvampireadjacent]

[not-the-real-norbert-hofer]

me: *lying face down in mud in the middle of the scottish highlands*

friend: what are you doing?

me: *muffled because of the dirt* I’m having me time

[travul]

[brittsart]

Magical Girl: Rain

[tastefullyoffensive]

[k25ff]

*Slaps roof of heaven and Earth* This bad boy can fit so many more things than are dreamt of in your philosophy, Horatio.

[3000s]

people with an atrium in their house arent allowed to complain about anything or i’ll fucking attack them

[3000s]

if your house is ever this sexy i’ll fucking kill you

[normalwizard]

this is the cure to depression. if my house was that sexy my mental illness would go away

[3000s]

honestly yea

[teathattast]

the holy grail

[processintegrated]

wrong

im sure i am missing some but we’re getting there

[processintegrated]

[weirdmageddon]

[slowjamastan]

[ryumako]

[picdescbot]

a group of people in front of a house

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[butchflirt]

[batbitequeen-deactivated2018021]

[jillsteinfuneralcity]

>acquire land >plant apple and peach trees >get beehive >plant blackberries on back fence >grow veggie garden >make mead and wine ?????? enjoy life

[conceivablyanyone]

>kiss my wife

[effervescentbi]

[melonami]

every single day of my life i’m so thankful for my cat idk what to do with myself happy thanksgiving

[tomfordvelvetorchid-deactivated]

OH WORM?

[mxnrique]

[undergroundculture]

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