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[humanurchin-deactivated20181203]

(via If Disney princesses had moms!)

[icescrabblerjerky]

This is GOLDEN.

[sakeandcigars]

this is why they have to kill the mom so the princess can be taken advantage of :)

[fineapplemango]

Oh my & this is so cute

[sixpenceee]

X-Rays of People Doing Things

Man saying the word “pion” (pronounced: peony) 

Patient suffering from dysphagia or trouble swallowing

A baby nursing

Dog drinking

Playing the violin

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[polyglotplatypus]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO BILL WURTZ’S HISTORY OF JAPAN!

exactly one year ago, on february 2, 2016, bill wurtz posted a video that would become one of the most educational and wholesome memes of the year.

thank you bill.

[sapphiccore]

this is… so pure

[kittenfossils]

stay there forever

[onlyblackgirl]

We had a cow that would do this. You could take naps on her all day.

[fiightingdreamers]

[untexting]

Spamming insta followers ❤@untextingdylan

[ulibeanzz]

*gets ignored by crush* Fuck It. fuck it. from now on I’m living for ME. I am going to stay hydrated, moisturize, take care of myself and my body, work on loving myself first. I am going to focus on me and stop spending energy on others and getting caught up in gratuitous ideas of romance *crush texts back* They are The One

[pomeranian2]

[yourangelonline]

[riviere-libre]

This still fucking cracks me up

[tardis221b]

i organise my homework in order of urgency by how scary i find the teacher

[suppermariobroth]

In Mario Party 7, the player characters are placed at the same location in 3D space at the beginning of Volcano Peril mode, causing them to overlap each other.

[joukai-deactivated20130303]

[dudewheresmycat-blog]

give me the reasons not to reblog this.

[tickling-your-man-boobies]

they don’t exist

[flatbear]

You don’t see many Mumford and Sons gifsets. This is really cool.

[n0-sudden-revelations-deactivat]

YOU DON’T SEE MANY MUMFORD AND SONS GIFSETS

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

i need to marry someone who loves driving, everywhere we go they will get a thrill from driving and i will get a thrill from not having to drive, what a dream

[charlesoberonn]

Based on this tweet

[foxes-jaw]

[blameaspartame-deactivated20200]

Jack off!

[libertybill]

Bust a Nut! That’s right! We finally made our pistachio ice cream Nut-Free!

[shitpost-senpai]

Beat that meat! Our new boca burgers now taste better than ever!

[andromedazhumanz]

Stroke a fat cock! Our lovable pet roosters are big, fluffy, and ready to be adopted!

[aaliyahbreaux]

Take ya Dick out! Our mayor Richard Dickson will not be running another campaign!!

[ghostclvb]

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

[mysharona1987]

Trump and the former President of Mexico acting like bitchy high school girls on social media. 

It’s like The West Wing meets Mean Girls.

What the world has come to.

[seven-valid-libras]

UPDATE

I voted for affordable education.

[gay-corpse-sex]

FOX SI TIENE LOS HUEVOS QUE PEÑA NO TIENE LMAO