Caution Slippery

There isn't any slope! Most current overwhelming obsession is Pinky and the Brain. I'm 43 years old as of March. If you think I'm younger, you're not flattering me lol. My avatar is of AoStH Scratch in a Mobigyptian Lady outfit. ROWR If I had seen Pyramid Scheme as a young NB then maybe I would've become obsessed with AoStH sooner. (Although that cartoon really does benefit from having control over which episodes you're watching.) Instead, I got obsessed with Princess Sally, who's also amazing; I'll never stop loving her either. But I did remember the Badniks, more or less, after all these years. Kinda hard not to! I'm obsessed with a variety of cartoons, comics, and some video games. Things that make me laugh or get me horny; sometimes both! My headcanons are frequently NSFW. BUT THAT SAID I'm obsessed with my blorbos and I love them for more than objectification. I'm a fandom idea generator including SFW bickering and shenanigans. My OCs are all some flavor of LGBTQIA+++ My main fandoms that I tend to come back to in some capacity: PatB (and a bunch of other mice honestly), Sonic, Lilo & Stitch, Jak & Daxter, Sly Cooper, Sam & Max, Pokemon, and My Little Pony (I watched the original movie with the witches as a kiddo!) I'm a furry yes.

[cautionslippery]

don't mind me I'm about to learn how to pin a post

[ashketeers]

Commission Prices and info:

Shoulder and head:

Sketch: 15$

Lined and colored: 20$

Fully rendered piece: 25$

Half body:

Sketch: 30$

Lined and colored: 35$

Fully rendered piece: 40$

Full body:

Sketch: 50$

Lined and colored: 60$

Fully rendered piece: 75$

Extra:

Extra characters: +15$ for every character

Detailed background: +30$ (price can be discussed and lowered)

Clarifications:

Will do: NSFW (18+ only), gore, ship art, etc. (when it comes to NSFW art, there are stuff I won’t draw, please discuss this with me in private)

Won’t do: Political art or realism.

Time and Payment:

I’m currently looking for jobs, doing practice and will be studying while (hopefully) working next year. I’m not a very fast artist and commissions may take some time to get done especially if I need to render them. I will get them done, thank you for patience and understanding.

Payment will be made before I send you your finished commission. If you’d like to split it up into two separate payments then we can discuss it and find a solution.

I will take payment via PayPal.

[ashketeers]

Comms

I'm planning on opening art commisions soon due to my economic situation at home. I won't go into detail because I don't wanna put much of my personal life on the internet but it's rough right now. I will update this post with a commission sheet and prices. If you're already interested, feel free to message me and I'll update you about the prices when I've set them.

I'll allow both sfw and nsfw comms (adults only), my ''won't do's'' will be listed in the updated post. Thank you :o)

[elise-the-blind]

I know she was a bit of a forgotten background character, but ya know I really liked Keira, so I wanted to try giving her multiple designs sorta like if she had been part of the main group of characters.

oh wait

I'm not a fan of Keira's original design in the first place. Its not as bad as Ashelin (nothing will ever be as bad) but 1. I think it only just works as a concept in TPL and TPL only, and 2. Keira is supposably 14 in the first game and 16 in the second and if you don't see how that's at least slightly problematic, I don't want you interacting with my posts.

Least we forget, Keira stayed in Haven in the 3rd game, which was going through a god damn war, and she was still stuck in that tank top. Yeah I know she doesn't even say anything, I shouldn't expect them to put any effort in her model except that they CHANGED HER FACE MOLD SO CLEARLY THEY WERE WILLING TO WASTE TIME TO GIVE HER A DIFFERENT EYE SHAPE AND THICKER EYEBROWS.

Got help from the discord group with how in the second game, Keira would still style her look to her outfit from Sandover due to her still holding on to the idea of going back home. During Havens war, she ditches all that to go full tactical. Everyone gets a jaded/edgy phase, I'm very generous like that.

This all originally started as a rant about the designs from JakX, but i didn't even end up making a design for that game. I could, but then again I don't think I will. I'm still making renegade stickers and like, that comment I made about that game having less characters, I was a fool. "hey why don't i make art for the metalhead enemies? and the lizard things. why not the damn ghost precursor??" what have I done

[cautionslippery]

I love this; she really deserved something sooner than TLF. These are great outfits. And agreement! Keira is still one of my faves; I came to love all the girls even if the lack of diverse body types was wasted potential. It's funny to think of her as a background character, but that is what she became. I like to think of her and Entrapta from She-Ra Princesses of Power being besties. (I probably have the most crossover ideas for this lonely girl.)

Also, I have thoughts for a post later. Gotta get up first.

Also also I like that there is a more feature, but I hate how the only way to read it is on the original tumblr. This means it's harder to archive long posts. Just a thought because of discussing the woes of fandom recently.

[panithemouse]

Practicing the og style with FB

[cautionslippery]

I'm gonna cry; he's so stinkin' cute!!!!! 🥹

Yeh-essssss... precious chubby angsty mouse 🐁 🪤 ♥️

Pffftt my phone recommended the trap emoji lol well at least it's a safe one where he gets to eat the cheese while he's stuck in the box before I release him a few more years into the future safely, or so I presume pfft

*cackling at my own stupid joke, forgive me* I've been missing out on so much peak lately. I'm so sorry. You're amazing!

[ashketeers]

never posted my patb sona so here he is

[cautionslippery]

Hee hee. Let Reggie fix it. They escape jail and go on the run.

[jinseij]

doodless

[cautionslippery]

*sees the tags Ash gave it* ... *cackles more, gets the ref* that explains everything, but I change nothing about my prior comment.

[jinseij]

doodless

[cautionslippery]

Pfft, I'm guessing that last drawing is unrelated, but I like to think it's a follow-up showing further progression in the dynamic redraw because that makes me giggle uncontrollably. And if that's just the truth, then I bow to your exceptional humor! His eating expression is so perfect.

[moringmark]

[wolfertinger666]

some people really find it impossible to find fat characters attractive without the mind police making them think it's a "fat fetish" so they resort to lighter compliments like "cute or adorable". fat people are sexy too, they aren't limited to just being "cute"

[wolfertinger666]

and while I think those compliments aren't bad, it's just bothersome how I noticed that skinny characters are often seen in a attractive and desirable light but fat characters are watered down to "friend shaped" or "huggable" (those terms aren't inherently evil but when you do that to all fat people the pattern becomes noticeable)

[wolfertinger666]

I'm just tired of people assuming that fat = undesirable or infantilized and skinny = sexy and default.

this is why a majority of my fat characters wear revealing and or attractive clothing because I swear fat people and characters are not seen with the same love as every other character that is skinny.

[cautionslippery]

Exactly. It's taken me a long time to understand this, and it's because of artists and writers that I broke through the lie that only skinny=sexy. Plus, not every person wears things based on their audience. People have agency and dress how they want to. Fat people can be hot AF and super sexy while simply existing in a space, in real life, in art and photographs, in nonfiction and in fiction.

That's one reason it isn't automatically a fetish just to draw a sexy character in sexy clothes that make them look their best and presumably feel their best. Not every person who shows cleavage is trying to get someone off... and then sometimes they are. Context makes a big difference there, but both are ok. The thought police need to fuck off.

Here's the truth for more people to learn. Being fat used to be what was considered ideal when the wealthy had access to better food that would make them fatter; it was a signifier of their access to more resources. When modern food conventions made it super easy to gain weight and it took much more time, effort, and resources to become thin, THAT is when the shift happened and becoming skinny became ideal. Consumerism pushes unnecessary products on people, and those at the top flaunt their wealth and power (and of course, their patriarchy, misogyny, and racism.)

Sorry, you probably already know this, I'm just adding on to what you said for anyone who doesn't know because you never know who will find a given post.

[ashketeers]

It’s Brain’s turn to wear the dress!✨

Hey people from Bluesky, do y’all remember that one crosdressing Brain sketch I did? Well I decided to not only repost it, but I wanted to do a better job on it! Here you go 🎠✨

oh and other versions + the original sketch I made back in December below:

[panithemouse]

Boo

[cautionslippery]

Now make them kiss again soooooon 😉😊

When you're up for it. I love how the backgrounds change behind them, btw, especially Brain's hearts. Haha, I also just noticed his tail straightened with shock once it sunk in what he said. Pinky lovestruck is so subtle and so cute.

[wolfertinger666]

please love the black queers and especially black women in your life, because they truly are beneath society's heel, but are definitely worthy of love and gentleness. seriously.

[wolfertinger666]

black women (both cis and trans but especially transfemme) get treated so fucking bad specifically. they are girls worthy of love.

growing up as a black girl before I became a guy, there was zero positive representation besides a few crumbs, everything else was a caricature and how undesirable black women are and their features. it hurts so much.

but hopefully there will be a time where black women and queers are treated with love unconditionally.

[wolfertinger666]

please love the black queers and especially black women in your life, because they truly are beneath society's heel, but are definitely worthy of love and gentleness. seriously.

[cautionslippery]

Definitely!

[draw-n-vent-with-imani]

I feel like the patb community moved on from Future Brain WAY too fast.

We had a version of Brain that was completely broken in the future. So broken and driven mad that he thought it'd be a good idea to go back to the past and eliminate Pinky because he believed he was the source of all his problems. He didn't even have a problem with the idea there was a chance he would cease to exist in the process (or that he could create a split in the timeline depending on what theory of time travel you go with; I personally subscribe to the multiverse theory but we're assuming he's trying to rewrite history and erase himself so Present Brain doesn't turn into him).

It gave Present Brain a dilemma that could have been fleshed out or revisited at some point; The World or Pinky

Yea, everything goes back to the spin-off, doesn't it?

He was faced with a choice: Keeping things the way they are, or eliminating who he believes the source of all his problems are.

This was something touched upon in season 2 as well in "Plight of Hand"; The Brain vs The Heart.

In Future Brain, Brain didn't really get to make his choice verbally but attempted to beat himself into submission for even considering to eliminate Pinky from the equation.

And from the ending of the episode, we understand Brain is just doomed to drift towards Pinky, no matter the form

But then that's the last time we see him. Ever.

Absolutely criminal.

Having Brain properly confront himself would have been my endgame, but you can't rewrite the past...

[cautionslippery]

Oh, I never gave up on Future Brain or Dark Future. I'm just extremely slow to draw and I've got three or more fanfic WIP of him. And the only Dark Pinky fanfic I've finished so far does mention him but it's labeled mature for a few reasons (it's also my Polycule AU where I had him marry everyone lol.) Most of them are that but there's also another AU... I love Future Brain so much. I think he was supposed to come back in a later season (at least I hope so) because he also appears in MasterClass a few times.

I also have a long fanart idea list and FB is on there a bunch. I'm not about to count how many; it's a few pages worth. I was gonna draw him cosplaying as Black Lady from Sailor Moon but I've recently decided to make that Dark Brain, who has red eyes and gets a lot less love, even from me. I haven't started it yet though... a lot of my ideas are kinda silly or overly involved haha Here, IDK, this is all I have so far I'm sorry. I haven't finished anything good of him yet. I also love Pinky-Winky and Brainy-Wainy a lot; I need to draw them more. (I need to fix Dark Pinky's ear and FB's ear in the top one. Bottom two are just completely awful.)

I know he's messed up plushie levels and poorly colored but he makes me laugh so he's also my avatar on FurAffinity now. These I was trying to use some art refs but I need to try again some other time. sorry too lazy to crop and resize rn.

Anyway... there's some love for him out there. I'm not the only one. Plenty of other artists are still drawing him. Fanfiction, I couldn't say, plus it depends on whether you're willing to read smut when it comes to mine. I may attempt to write some one-shots from prompts but I have so much trouble keeping any idea short.

[rottenrobbie]

pinky you’re enjoying christmas a little too much again

[cautionslippery]

I'm going to enjoy Christmas in July, thanks! :D

[rottenrobbie]

So I hear Christmas is on its way.

[cautionslippery]

Hee hee hee so I hear