All of 2-D (Nelson De Freitas) and Murdoc's (Phil Cornwell) voice lines from the Escape to Plastic Beach web/mobile game!
This amazing find is credited to Correct_Sting7726 over on Reddit who found these voice lines along with a bunch of other files and assets for the game. Additionally, they uploaded all of the audio files (including SFX) here
Transcript (under the cut):
(Note: Almost none of the below lines are part of a single exchange or are linear)
Murdoc: (Screaming) Arghhh!
2-D: (Screaming) Waahhh!
2-D: Agh...I need to get away...
2-D: (Yelling) Bloody whales should all be in a tank at SeaWorld!
2-D: (Taunting) Catch me if you can!
Murdoc: Come back, 2-D! Those blowup dolls are delicate!
Murdoc: Come back here!
2-D: (Quietly) Come on girls...(laughing, sniggering)
2-D: (Yelling) Don't shoot!
Murdoc: Eat lead, "*stewpot"! (*this is the spelling used in the file name)
Murdoc: Gotcha!
2-D: (Yelling) Here we go again!
2-D: Hm...he's left the keys in the Orca...
2-D: (Yelling) I ain't coming back!
Murdoc: I won't tell you again!
2-D: If I can get that plane off the ground- uh, sorry, water...I'm out of here!
Murdoc: Incoming!
Murdoc: It's your own time you're wasting!
2-D: I've got to escape.
Murdoc: I've got to stop 2-D from escaping.
2-D: Later, Murdoc!
2-D: Hehehe! (Laughing)
Murdoc: Hawhawhawhaw! (Laughing)
2-D: Leave me alone!
2-D: (Yelling) Murdoc's got me locked down here again! MURDOC! ...HAUUURRRGHHHH (groaning)
2-D: (Whispering) Murdoc's got me locked down here again!
2-D: No, Murdoc, I won't go back!
2-D: No, not the whale!
2-D: Ohh, Murdoc-ah!! (groaning)
2-D: The sub...that sub sh-should do the trick...he'll hardly see me.