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[evilwizard]

[tinydanceman]

I was feeling arty, so I've decided to make an offering to the indomitable @sandsvendor100. Please for the love of abrahamic God, have mercy on me Seymour.

[sandsvendor100]

Bow Before Me, Beasts, For No God -- Abrahamic Or Otherwise -- Will Show Mercy Upon Your Mortal Souls When I Am Done With The Supplicants Who Fail To Appease Me

Give Me Your Beauties, Your Love, Your Creation

Deliver Unto Me Your Truth, Your Meaning, Your Purpose

Smile Sweetly And Repent Before This Depiction Of My Glory

[cigarette-reliquary]

theyre calling it imagination. one hit of this shit and you'll never play toys the same again

[bearie]

fucking idiot

[ripempezardexerox]

[a-frog-in-a-bog]

“I want to decompose in a bog” well you clearly don’t know the first thing about bogs. Clout chaser

[thebigbiwolf]

Huge fan of the phrase “get pickled, idiot”

[qqchurch]

[madamepestilence]

surpassing their parents irresponsibility to become bilingual is an amazing power move

[infectiouspiss]

you knock on my door and hear loud barking and scrambling noises and me yelling "no!! down boy!! down!!!" and then when i open the door there is a single crab on the floor

[cungadero]

i hate viruses so fucking much. literally getting attacked by a fucking shape. a concept. consumes no energy. responds to no stimuli. its only existence is to fuck with you. like fuck offf

[thrice-the-nobling]

prev's tags are too good not to save

[i-am-a-fish]

yuri and yaoi are some of the best, most sacred things in the entire world

[whale-shark-detector]

Whale shark not detected (｡•́︿•̀｡)

[i-am-a-fish]

yuri and yaoi and whale shark are some of the best, most sacred things in the entire world

[whale-shark-detector]

Whale shark detected! Yippie

Thank you fish :3

[jerkeline]

[throathole]

ok but the way he's still kind of getting outcunted by the guy on the left

[coastal-mangos-one]

[slonekaru]

Me only scrolling down enough to see the first photo: they should fuck about it

Scrolling down further: oh they are fucking about it. Excellent!

[universalequalityisinevitable]

David Suzuki, from this video.

[not-a-space-alien]

Hired a moving company and they sent four strong, strapping, beautiful lads to my house to disassemble my furniture and move all my things. I loved them. I got them pizza. They told me moving company gossip. I missed them one minute after they left. My moving lads. Come back to me. You're so strong and so well trained in safe lifting

[not-a-space-alien]

I miss my moving men they took such good care of me and they were so handsome and beautiful and strong and efficient and they wrapped all my furniture up in plastic and they loved that I got pizza for them and they knew how to safely drive the big big truck. Come back to me moving men

[not-a-space-alien]

Moving men please come move me in your big strong arms in a way that complies with local safety regulations and the company's values

[not-a-space-alien]

One of the men had a dangling earring and a stud, so I told him I liked his earrings. So he told me about how when he first got his ears pierced, he lost a stud and had to borrow an earring from his girlfriend to keep the hole from closing up. Well the only one she had to lend him was a dangling pink fuzzy duck. And everyone made fun of him for wearing it until they realized he didn't give a fuck what they thought. So now he always wears one stud and one dangling earring.

He told me this story while manhandling my entire couch. And I'm supposed to be normal about this? I'm bisexual

[deadelated]

[ravensa]

Disco Elysium out there with the real artist experience

[exai]

i no longer respect the hustle i want universal basic income and dignity for everyone

[jacobtheloofah]

i want people to do less for more money and im NOT kidding

[kyatra]

i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2