PANIC. PANIC A LOT.

Zachary's new humor blog. hmu with that funny. They/Them, 29 years old

[solarisii]

Life in Hell (1977-2012) Matt Groening

[tyjrose]

*logs on Tumblr to annoy my mutuals with 50+ shit posts and logs off*

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

[dailycatsblog]

[deepwang27]

[charl0ttan]

they should invent a world that im suited to live in

[gothhyrax]

People saying that the Backrooms "feels nostalgic" when it's not even 5 years old as a concept makes me laugh tbh. Anything is nostalgic when words don't mean anything

[gerardwaist]

people b saying things so definitively. like man i think it depends

[jethroq]

[wettestwraith]

prev dont leave this in the tags

[silvergryphonart]

Literally the definition of imperialism and classism. Doesn’t matter how many peasants you sacrifice as long as the most powerful piece is left standing

[musicalhell]

Proximity of bishops to the rulers promotes theocratic oppression

[juh-was-deactivated19691231-dea]

the horse is so fuckable

[drawnsnake]

Uncaring

[cipheramnesia]

"I literally don't care. I just wanna live." like really unlocked something in me. About house centipedes, about bugs, about me.

[impishthing]

[chilewithcarnage]

[amazoogle]

if tumblr shuts down you can find me on tumblr. ill still be here. they cant make me leave

[toastling]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

jellyfish have to be kept in a round tank because if they're in a tank with corners they'll get stuck in them. I think that's beautiful. god's stupidest little plastic bags (affectionate)

[jackkdaniels]

when i was a kid i decided that killing people was bad therefore war was bad therefore the military was evil. and adults would tell me it's more nuanced than that and i would understand when i grew up. well i'm a grown up now and idk i still think that killing people is bad and war is bad and the military is evil

[dragon-in-a-fez]

obliterate the concept of "spoiling" a child. excise it from your lexicon like a cancer. that is some "the opposite of sin is suffering" Puritan ass bullshit. it is not possible to ruin a person through an overabundance of kindness.

[depsidase]