PANIC. PANIC A LOT.

Zachary's new humor blog. hmu with that funny. They/Them, 29 years old

[spaghettihell]

Reblog to hug prev

Please

[deadandwalking]

hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.

[64mpg]

i haven’t been real for a few days thinking about becoming real again soon though

[homunculus-argument]

Herding sheep, looking after kids, and playing healer in videogames: every day you're surprised of the sheer innovative genius of how they'll find the most inconvenient goddamn places just outside your reach to get hurt or put themselves in lethal danger.

[drafty-castle]

Isn’t this sheep in real life?

[homunculus-argument]

Children in real life also.

[homunculus-argument]

It. It literally did. That was literally precisely the point.

I have no idea how the hell I could possibly express myself more clearly.

[flickering-leaves]

The humble Oxford comma

[homunculus-argument]

IT'S LITERALLY RIGHT THERE.

[mylordshesacactus]

#you can understand op by using your brain

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

When you post on tumblr: every day you're surprised by the sheer innovative genius of the ways they'll find to miss understand you

[gremlininho]

let me. innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[bleed1ngbabyb0y]

[yakourinka]

unrestrained summer fun

[flamewarp]

1: She is clearly physically restrained 2: I don’t think this is taking place in summer considering all the ice and snow and fell winds and such 3: I do not believe she is having fun

[beatcroc]

imprisoned winter agony

[cogneartive]

can i please get more pictures like this. this how it feel

[cogneartive]

more examples

[geniusoflove]

[orphetoon]

go watch project hail mary NOW!!

[brellstudiosart]

the obligatory trolley problem post

[conspiracydawg]

sight I saw in san francisco, twice: gaggle of tiny children leashed together being herded along, everyone in hi-vis

[mikkeneko]

[captain-price-returns]

very typical that the woke, liberal media won’t give our president credit for filling the reflecting pool with delicious, refreshing Mountain Dew

[sandmandaddy69]

[harzilla]

Reblog to cast healing for your homies.

[thepromiscuousfinger]

I love very specific cakes

[easily-evi]

I had to redraw this cake 🍰

[sweaterkittensahoy]

A companion:

[boymounter]

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body

[evilwizard]

just a heads up. im gonna do a big curse soon

[evilwizard]

okay so honestly i wasn’t expecting they’d be able to hide the body for this long

[evilwizard]

LINDSEY GRAHAM ?