The Obligatory Things We Now Know About Black Friday Post!
For everyone who didn’t sit around watching the four hour livestream, here’s what you missed!
Wiggly Doll: Jon Matteson
Lex Foster: Mariah Rose Faith
Ethan Green: Robert Manion
Linda Monroe: Lauren Lopez
Uncle Wiley: Joey Richter
President Howard Phillips: Curt Mega
Other cast members who’s roles are unannounced:
Wiggly Doll: It’s the hip new toy that comes out on Black Friday. All the people are fighting to buy it.
Becky Barnes: The nurse at the pediatrics wing at St. Damion’s hospital in downtown Hatchetfield. She is at the mall trying to get a Wiggly doll for the sick kids in the hospital. A good person, a kind soul.
Lex Foster: A high school dropout. She works at Toy Zone the store that is selling Wiggly dolls. She wants to get a Wiggly doll so she can sell it and use the money to run away from home. She has a bad home life and is trying to get to California with her little sister. Would do anything for Hannah (her sister). Smart. 18-19
Ethen Green: A teen, high school dropout character. He is Lex’s kinda boyfriend. They are trying to run away to California together. He means well.
Linda Monroe: A wealthy woman in Hatchetfield, president of the Hatchetfield boating society. She is one of the primary villains of the show. A “deliciously evil villain”. At the mall trying to get 4 Wiggly dolls. She is not a fool, very mean to people.
Uncle Wiley: If the Wiggly doll was a show like barney, Uncle Wiley would be the host. An old-timey sailor type character, the creator of the Wiggly dolls.
President Howard Phillips: The president of the united states, gets involved in all the Wiggly madness as well. Gets involved when things escalate in Hatchetfield.
Hannah: Lex’s little sister who Lex plans to take with to California. She is 9 years old and will either be played by an actual little girl, or just someone who looks young.
Tom Houston: There to get the doll for his son. Was Becky’s highschool sweetheart, but has not seen Becky since high school.
1:03:00- The Wiggly Jingle: Musical commercial for the Wiggly doll. As though wiggly is from a show like barney.
2:58:00- Califor M.I.A: Sung by Lex Foster about how she wants to run away to California.
3:53:00- What Do You Say?: Sung by the other people in line at the store on Black Friday when Becky and Tom meet for the first time since high school. Spreading the gossip.
Script is darker and sadder than tgwdlm (Like way darker)
9 songs are already written.
The final estimate of songs is close to the number of songs in tgwdlm, maybe a few more
Wiggly says trans rights!
Still funny and heartwarming
As far as we know there is only 1 toy store in Hatchetfield.
There are several Wiggly dolls
Dan and Donna are in the trailer, but it is unknown whether they will actually be in the show
The script is very expansive. A lot of good world building.
New characters unlike characters in past shows
Joey got a 5 on the AP calc test
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