Incorrect Nexo Knights Quotes

"The problem with quotes on the Internet is that it is hard to verify their authenticity." - Merlok 2.0

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I think we can all agree, I’m a ten amongst these threes.

- Lance Richmond

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Why is this happening to me? God, are you punishing me because my hair is better than yours?

- Lance Richmond

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Clay: You are a textbook narcissist!

Lance: I am an exceptional narcissist!

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Lance: I'm not vain just because I want to spend every waking moment looking my best.

Clay: Again, exact definition.

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Jestro: Why are you helping me so much?

Clay: Because my life is a mess right now and I compulsively take care of other people when I don’t know how to take care of myself.

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Clay: What's wrong with you?

Lance: Off the top of my head, I'd say low self-esteem, a lack of maternal affection, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression.

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Nice kid. Baaaaad judge of character.

Monstrox, about Jestro

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Sometimes I feel like I’m the only one who gives a shit about rich, lustrous hair.

Lance Richmond

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Monstrox: You know that little voice in your head that tells you to do the right thing? I'm the guy yelling over it. Yeah, I'm the guy who makes you feel good about doing bad things. 


Jestro: So, you're like a terrible friend?


Monstrox: I never said I'm your friend.

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Lance: I am a father.

Macy: It’s a pig, Lance.

Lance: She's my blood!

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Clay: I’ve come to save the day!

Monstrox: Yeah? Well, I’ve come to ruin it, so back off, buddy!

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Jestro: *pointing at Monstrox* HE TURNED ME INTO A NEWT!!

Merlok: A newt?

Jestro: …… I got better…

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Lance: And our only hope right now is this kind, selfless, amazing nerd. Think about that.

Clay: Do you have to call me a nerd so much?

Lance: I said a lot of other nice things, okay? Toughen up, nerd.

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I just decided things were going a bit too smoothly, AND I’M GONNA MESS IT UP!

Monstrox

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Monstrox

“You have reached the phone of Monstrox. I’m not here right now, and uh, if this is Clay, hang up. I don’t want to talk to you. I-I- The problem with you, is uh… It’s words. Words lack the parameters to accurately describe how I feel about you. But maybe this will help. Every night, I have a recurring dream. It’s you, sleeping in your bed. And it’s me, with a pair of garden shears. And I tear those stupid eyebrows right off your face, and I put them on top of my fireplace. And when your dumbass Merlok comes over, trying to get it back, 43 trucks fall out of the sky, and land EXACTLY where he’s standing, killing him instantly. One day, it’ll happen..”

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Jestro: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?

Monstrox: Probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.

Jestro: …Oh.

Monstrox: I DON’T understand how you keep forgetting that.

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Jestro: Clay, are you okay?!

Clay: Yeah, I think it’s just my arm. *missing his right arm*

Jestro: OH!!

Clay: I’m too afraid to look! Is it bad!? On a scale of 1-10 how bad is it!?

Jestro: uh, I’d say it’s about a 7… point… arm ripped off?